Nov 22, 2016

Private Property

     The above picture is of course a joke, I made it just for fun, at least I think it's amusing, but then again, what the fuck do I know. Anyhow. I thought I would, out of courtesy, let you know that I'm making the blog private so from now on you won't be able to see any of the new posts coming in. Thanks to that damn courtesy, I should also probably tell you why I'm doing this. Basically it comes down to four things:

Nov 20, 2016

Wasting Time: Deactivate (Why I Hate Social Media and Why You Should Too)

     The second best decision I've ever made in my life was giving in to peer pressure and setting up several accounts on social media. Why second best? Because it led to the  very best decision of my life: quitting all social media. I never knew joy until I deactivated all my accounts: Happiness, thy name is Button, Deactivate Button. I guess I'm not a fan of online networking — can you tell?

Nov 13, 2016

Blackfish: My One Regret

     I've done a lot of stupid things in my life. A lot. At such frequency, I of course had to start early and so it's no wonder that I remember drinking an entire cup of dirty water in which half my classmates were cleaning their watercolor brushes during arts and crafts in first grade just because one of my classmates said I couldn't — and of course it snowballed after that. But despite decades upon decades of more or less shameful moments, comprised of miscellaneous drunken escapades as well as sober antics, I see it all as learning experiences and thus surprisingly have but a few regrets. Well, actually, that's a lie. I don't have a few of them — I only have one, dating from July 2013.

Nov 6, 2016

Did You Know That Trees Talk?

     "So tell me," said my scientist friend, my scientist friend who's an actual scientist working in a actual laboratory in an actual lab coat with actual Erlenmeyer flasks and actual microscopes and other actual sciency stuff. "What have you been reading lately?"