Mar 7, 2014
Mar 5, 2014
I still remember like it was yesterday when I was asking myself: "What's wrong with camel toe? Why do people condemn it so much? Nobody complains over boobs showing their form through clothes so what's the difference with some vagina showing?" It's just some outline of labia majora, really, what's all the hubbub about it? I kept thinking about it and I really wanted to write a post on the subject but I somehow didn't see the topic alone forming a legitimate, substantial post so I decided to discard the idea and I was bummed - I really wanted to write about camel toe. And I had a catchy sentence too: 'What's wrong with camel toe? It's just vagina cleavage.' But then I started to think about women with fake boobs wearing bras and people wearing their dogs in bags and it hit me: "I can't make short, individual posts about stupid things which annoy me and which I don't get, that would be to easy and quite frankly too lame, but I can, in fact, make a post about a selection of things I don't get. Yes. That's exactly what I should do." And I did. Exactly one year and one day ago, I posted the first Things I Don't Get post and I'm really happy I did because the TIDG series has been serving me beautifully as a venting platform. And I've actually learned something new too - on TIDG #5, a gentleman commented and explained why the theaters are so damn cold and now I know. It still bothers me though. But that's not the point, the point is that today I have another set of things I don't get and if you do get any of these, please, feel free to enlighten me.
Mar 3, 2014
After I had posted the first Dear Doggie Diary post, people said I should raid his diary again so I am doing just that. My brother, though, asked why I was reading his diary in the first place, but hey, my father did it to me and I'm doing it to him - it seems only fair. But I have to mention something else too. Please, don't think I'm an evil bitch who's torturing her dog by making him wear her stuff and stand still to pose for pictures. Those are actually his glasses and the whole 'photo-session' lasted less than 5 minutes because he lost all interest and will to cooperate EVEN THOUGH he's well compensated for his services - for every picture I post he gets 2 full body massages and a treat. So, now that I've made this clear, here's his diary entry from yesterday. Enjoy. I know it was a SHIT-load of fun for me.
Feb 28, 2014
Don't worry, this won't be a violent or aggressive post, I just have to get something off my chest and it actually involves something that I in fact have on my chest - my boobs. I've been having my breasts for a while now and I've already written about the troubles that come along with having these meaty fun bags here but lately a new annoyance regarding them has arisen. The annoyance incarnated as an ape-like, bipedal form - as a human. Let's call this annoyance a boyfriend. My boyfriend.