Apr 18, 2014

Inspiration Exists, But . . .

      In my book, there's only one compliment that can top you make Carmen Electra look like a baboon's anus or Stephen Hawking sounds like Homer Simpson in comparison to your brilliant genius and that's to be called inspiring. That's why I was really taken aback and over the moon when the two lovely ladies from Petite Maison of Fashion nominated me for the Very Inspiring Blogger award. At first I thought it was a joke, but it's not and you can check that out for yourself here.

Apr 16, 2014

Things My Boyfriend Doesn't Like Part 14

      The title  itself  pretty  much  says it all and I'm sure you know the drill by now.  But  if  you  don't,  you can  check  out  the first post of the Things My Boyfriend Doesn't Like series here (and the other 12 posts here),  as for  the  rest  of  you  —  the  14th  post  awaits  you   below.

Apr 14, 2014

Dear Doggie Diary #3: Throwing It Back

      Since my dog's been a little under the weather these past weeks, he hasn't been able to write anything new, but I really wanted to keep the Dear Doggie Diary series alive and well (even though he isn't necessarily the latter himself) so I thought I'd go through his old diaries and post an entry from way back when. To my deference, you can see throwback posts all over the Internet, so why wouldn't I jump on the throwback bandwagon too (even though I'm not a fan of those posts in their true unoriginal form). So yes, the text below is old, but the two pictures are definitely not from 2007, they're from yesterday when he was catching his mandatory beauty sleep. And no wonder he's cute as fuck — when you get 18 hours of beauty sleep a day, you better be a frigging masterpiece, you better put all of the Victoria's Secret angels to shame and make Marilyn Monroe look like vomit. Which, in my opinion, he does. But enough from me, here's his entry.

Apr 11, 2014

Suck Me, Beautiful!

      So. It's Friday today. Cool, right? Yes, I thought so. And since it's Friday, I thought I'd talk about a topic that's very near and dear to my heart — straws. But not just any straws — drinking straws!