Dec 13, 2012

No Gifts, Please




      Oddly enough, I haven't heard Wham's Last Christmas this year yet. Usually I first hear it around the end of November and then all through December, 3-times per day minimum. By now, I know the frigging lyrics by heart - backwards! But this year the universe obviously decided to change the record (literally) because I've yet to hear about George Michael's broken heart. Or George's given-away heart, to be precise. So this holiday season another jingle got my attention ant it's not Jingle Bells.
      Ever heard Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is you? I have. Plenty of times. I just never paid much attention to the lyrics, which is weird, because usually I do. In the song Miss Carey, or should I say Mrs Nick Cannon, sings her heart out: "I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need, I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree ... All I want for Christmas is you." Out of all of the singing divas in the world, she's the one to sing that? She even co-wrote the track herself! It's got nothing to do with song itself or her vocal abilities, which are indisputable, I just find it extremely amusing because it's so unbelievable.
      Let me just enumerate some fun facts about the bootylicious glamamama, who so earnestly declines all gifts: For Christmas in 2011, her husband gave her a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom - it's a good thing that last Christmas she gave him her heart, because the very next day he didn't have it away and cars like that go for about 400,000 dollars a pop. Speaking of pops, for their second anniversary Nick gave her a lollipop ring mad of white gold encrusted in white diamonds and pink sapphires estimated at 50,000 dollars. AND it came in a box with a spinning platform so she could see it sparkle under the lights inside. The lights inside the box that is. Not inside the restaurant or wherever they celebrated their anniversary at. The damn packaging had to be pimped out too! Her video for Heartbreaker is one of the top 10 most expensive videos ever made and I'm sure she didn't see the costs and say: "Oh, Guys, that's a bit much, don't you think? Le's make some cuts and save a few dimes." Furthermore, she recently had a 8-hour massage while she slept and the entire time Bruno Mars' album had to be on replay. If the masseuse was allowed to take a lunch break or not is unknown. Whether this is true or not, it really doesn't matter. The fact is that someone decided to make such a story up about Mariah Carey and not anyone else. Why? Because it's believable. You wouldn't believe it if you read that about Jennifer Aniston or Taylor Swift, would you? So Mariah singing that she doesn't want anything for Christmas is just hilarious. Poor Nick, I bet you're sorry you didn't remember the song and save a wad of money on gifts throughout the years. She only wants you, silly!
      To conclude, let me just cite a few more words from the jolly jingle: "Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas day." Well, Mariah, have your Santa call my Santa and I'll refer him to a very lovely toy, which will bring you so much joy. Honestly, orgasmic happiness. A Christmas gift idea maybe?

 

I'm wearing:
Coat: Zara
Tie necklace: Kleo
Jeans: Newyorker
Heels: Deichmann (you can have a better look at them here)
Cardigan: H&M (men)

43 comments:

  1. the jeans and the shoes are amazing...i really love them...
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  2. Hey hun thanks for your lovely comment! Love your hair!! And those jeans are fab. Hope to see you again soon xx

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  3. Yes I made this, and today I will add news to my hand made "Sprzedam / For Sale" :)

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  4. So simple and chic!

    Kisses from Bucharest,

    Silvia

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  5. Great idea to wear cardi!! love your style!
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  6. so colorful. but i really love the way you wore the cardi. one cardi 2 way. coool!! i love your style. put the black coat make it stunning with red.

    kuti
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  7. great loook


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    xxx

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  8. i haven't heard wham yet either LOL! it's better then mariah carey's song imo lol.
    you look great! :) love your tattoos btw <3

    x robin
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  9. I love the outfit - so edgy!

    xxx,
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    xoxo,

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  11. Great look, lovely coat and jeans!
    Thank you for the comment!! Enjoy your weekend!

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  12. You are hilarious!! Seriously love your humorous writing. The outfit is really cool. And thank you for leaving a comment on my blog.

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  13. oh you look amazinG!love your outfit!
    xoxo

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  14. love your red t-shirt!nice outfit!
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  16. what a great outfit! Love your top!
    I just followed your lovely blog and liked this post on Bloglovin. Stay in touch ;)

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  17. really cool outfit girl..u look lovely!

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  18. what a great idea!!! u r a genius :DDDD

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  19. Loooove this combo!
    Gorgeous blog! Following you on Bloglovin! Hope you'll follow me back! <3

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  21. Love the way you wore the zara jacket from the front to the back.Sexy my dear, very sexy!!!

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  22. Love your haircolour and outfit!
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    Kicky Jane

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  23. great style!love your haircolour!like your blog girl!check mine if you want!want to follow each other?thanks

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  24. Great outfit! Love your hair :) xx

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  25. thank you so much for the kind comment on my blog- im no way near as beautiful as Kavita but i think i rock the beanie all the same.
    you look great i love how you've worn the cardigan backwards :)
    I find it funny she sung that too- shes such a massive diva! but i agree with you i dont think ive heard whams song at all!
    x

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  26. Hey, you know, you have to come to one of Hana's and mine 3h coffee session - I'm sure you'll get your portion of Wham for the whooooole December :) Though Mrs. Cary deflowered me this year too. Anyway - what the flying fuck cost so much in that video?! Jeans maybe? :D

    Love the post as always and you look fab*
    T.

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    1. Maybe they had to pay Jay-Z a small fortune so that he'd perform with her.:D

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  27. love the jeans!
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  28. ha ha I chuckled a little when I was reading this! :) sorry! Your looks is amazing...are you wearing the cardigan on backward??? If you are that is pure genius!
    Much Love
    Chari T (deep fried stilettos) xoxo

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  29. You have such a fashion sense my dear! I love this edgy style of yours. Keep it up!!!
    Best Regards
    Miss Margaret Cruzemark
    http://margaretcruzemark.blogspot.com/

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  30. Nice outfit and I'm in love with your haircolor :))

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  31. great post :)
    love your blog :)
    following now..kisses

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    1. Thank you so much for all your comments!! And especially thank you for reading, it really means the world to me.
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  34. What a great look! Following back now via GFC and bloglovin!

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