Jan 25, 2013

How to Get Rid of a Guy: 10 Simple Tips


      A while back, a friend of mine asked me, how to get rid of a guy, who's been pretty persistent. There are of course the boring methods like ignoring him or telling him that you're seeing someone else but I thought there had to be more creative solutions. So I came up with my list of tips on how to get rid of a guy you don't want buzzing about.

1) When he asks you out, ask him if Mr. Snuggles, your favorite teddy bear, can come too.
2) If he takes you to a restaurant, bring your own food because restaurants are just a government scam to make us into brainwashed zombies so that they could take over the world.
3) Ask him to feed you. Not just dessert, the entire meal. Don't forget, he should feed Snuggles too.
4) Tell him that your ideal man would be Jesus - nobody wants to end up a virgin and crucified.
5) Tell him you don't believe in deodorant.
6) Tell him you have 4 older overprotective brothers.
7) Tell him that you sometimes shower with your brothers because you're so close.
8) Tell him that you have a special bond with your father, who lovingly calls you My Precious (say it in Gollum's voice, of course).
9) Tell him that your father knows Krav Maga.
10) Tell him that your last boyfriend was brutally murdered and your father was the key suspect but the only witness mysteriously disappeared and he had to be acquitted. But you know in your heart that he's innocent.

      Or you can do what I always do when I'm fed up with some moron who doesn't get the polite signals: I look in his eyes with a straight face and say "I have syphilis." It works every time.
      You can always check the list on how to make a guy want you if you want to achieve the opposite.


I'm wearing: Skirt: eBay (a very lovely gift - thanks, Jerica), Sweater: Tally Weijl, Shirt: H&M, Boots: Pittarello

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      Peet

47 comments:

  1. wow you look absolutely amazing! i love this look :D

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  2. Ha! This made me laugh so hard. All options sound highly effective, until you get a weirdo that also showers with his sisters or has a Miss Snuggles bear...

    xo Ashley
    luckylittlebird.blogspot.com

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  3. you are one smart and stylish woman! i gotta say this is a personal outfit fave of mine. you look exceptionally cool. i like this post as much as the how to make guys want you. ;)

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  4. Fluoro jumper and nude skirt - pure obsession
    <3
    xx
    much love
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  5. This is so cute!

    First, I love your skirt.
    Second - #2 - oh god, you'd have me out of there in a minute if it were vice versa. Conspiracy theorists are such a turnoff!
    #5 - I actually don't believe in deodorant...
    #10 - HILARIOUS.

    My best one is just act manipulative, controlling, and on the whole TOTALLY PSYCHO until they leave.

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  6. lovely look :)
    xoxo

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  7. Great look! Look the pop of pink and your shoes. Those tips I think would definitely work if I ever had to get rid of a guy, haha. Thanks for the tips!

    xxoo,
    Melanie
    www.aetherlily.net

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  8. Hiya, HAHA great tips to dump a guy.
    Thanks for the feel betters, my case it wasn't something in the air, it was that little thing that visits once a month XD. It is killer for me. Hope you are feeling better :)
    Have a good weekend.
    xoxo
    K.
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  9. Your post made me giggle :)

    Loving your outfit too - great style!

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  10. Ha ha, these tips are too funny - I especially like the idea of bringing along Mr. Snuggles :) And this outfit is just lovely, the bright coral and soft pink are wonderful together!
    xox,
    Cee

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  11. really love your style:)
    check mine and follow if u like it too
    i'll do the same back
    kiss

    Patchwork à Porter

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  12. Hahaha I think some guys may fid 1-5 super adorable!! but the rest... yea... prob not!
    Thanks for sharing.. and thanks for visiting my blog :0)

    I've added you on Bloglovin, and Im #42

    Stylejourneys

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  13. another great funny post! I like that sweater!
    thank you for your comment!
    muah*
    mariana

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  14. I love this outfit especially that skirt!
    Thank You so much for that lovely comment You Left on my blog dear! I really appreciate it xx

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  15. Wow great outfit!!! I'm following you.
    kisses

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  16. Girl your blog ist really amazing!!! You have a great style <3

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  17. Ha! You're so funny! And I also love your look. Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving your comment! Much love <3

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  18. haha, great tips! your outfit is stunning too!

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  19. this made me laugh, next time I'll keep those tips in mind

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  20. Your ten steps are hilarious! #3 had me cracking up.

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  21. haha you ain't no piece of cake :) Love it !
    This look is my favorite so far, love everything about it...
    And mens... I got several tricks. But showing a wedding ring definately doesn't work. So we gotta play dirty. (I can become incredibly stupid when I need to :P)
    Luckyly, I'm getting old and fat, so there's really not that many mens that are too insistant LOL (

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  22. This is amazing!


    Kisses from Bucharest,

    Silvia

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  23. You look amazing! great shirt ♥

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  24. great !!!! i love your skirt !!
    it's simply amazing
    Milca
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  25. OMG this post was absolutely hilarious! Following on Bloglovin! : )

    Ali of:

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  26. Love you style and blogging - new follower!

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  27. Funny post and great look. Love the skirt :) xA

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  28. hahaha 10 ways to get rid of them!! I only say, soolley me no speek engriish ;) you look gorgeous ! and love your skirt

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  29. great post!! Love your outfit.We are following you now hope u follow us back. Kisses

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  30. so cute! thank you for your comment and I am happy to receive your comment
    I am new follower with bloglovin and gfc
    I hope you come back Pretty To Be Happy

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  31. funny tips! :) love your look :)

    - A.
    adriannaislookingforastyle.blogspot.com

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  32. Haha! This is hilarious! I love it! Especially the bits with Mr. Snuggles and the brothers. Ah, good times. :)

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  33. Hahaha that cracked me up.....thanks for leading me to your awesome blog via your sweet comment in mine! Expect more of me here cuz I love your writing & looks!!!

    REBECCA
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  34. these tips are awesome and helpful :D
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  35. hahaha what an amazin post! totally loved it...put itu p on my blogs fb page too!!

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  36. This is definetly helpful! I also love this outfit! I want one exactly like it!

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  37. loooool, these tips are hilarious!!!! And you look lovely


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  38. funny on the tops!:) but agree! haha thanks for sharing and amazing look by the way! :)

    xx pauline
    classycroissant.blogspot.com

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  39. Oh my god, this is hilarious haha, will have to try if the boy starts to gt on my nerves ;) x

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  40. love it! :))))

    www.siemasznati.blogspot.com new post :)

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  41. Love your skirt and shoes! <3

    xoxo

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  42. liking your vibe - so you got a new follower on bloglovin!

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  43. Thanks for the comment :)
    I loved the skirt is very pretty!
    Kisses*
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  44. I like your writing very much! You bring up a lot of interesting topics! So, you've just got yourself a new follower :)
    PS : i absolutely love your outfit in this post

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