Jan 7, 2013

How to Make a Guy Want You: 10 Simple Tips



      If you watch(ed) Monk, you already know - it's a jungle out there. It's not always easy to get a guy to notice you, let alone make him want you. So how do you make a boy want you? Are there any simple tips, which are guaranteed to work? I believe so - number 4 worked like a charm on my boyfriend back in the day and you can read here, how well it's paid off. If you're stuck for ideas, desperate or just bored, read on.

   1) Don't wear any underwear.
   2) If you decide to wear underwear, don't wear any clothes.
   3) If you decide to go with number one, wear a shirt that says "I'm a slut."
   4) Tell him that your last vibrator just died of overuse.
   5) Tell him that you have a hot sister.
   6) Tell him that you have a hot twin sister.
   7) Speak about your last relationship in detail - don't leave out that it was with a woman.
   8) Tell him that your hot twin sister dumped her last boyfriend because he cheated on her with your hot mother, who's a former Russian model.
   9) Tell him that you once gave a blow job to Chuck Norris.
   10) Once you blow him, tell him that his dick is bigger than Chuck Norris'.

      Be sure to tell me how it goes if you decide to put one of these tips on how to get a guy to want you to the test.


I'm wearing:
Leather pants: Tally Weijl
Fur vest: eBay
Top: H&M
Necklace: H&M
Boots: Pittarello


24 comments:

  1. Your hair colour is incredible! loveee :)


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  2. love the outfit haha on those tips!! xx. gigi.

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  3. Such cute post! :)

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  4. Hahahah, I laughed so hard at this!

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  5. Wow, i love and adore this outfit!!!! so edgy and love the skinnies! Thank you so much for your recent comment on my blog~~ i'm so sorry that I haven't been able to check yours out or respond to your lovely comment until now. This won't be my last time here, NOW following ;) xO!
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  6. oh dear lord, I just laughed so hard over this! I think number two would work best, or in case it's laundry day, running around with nothing will work! (Although, not well if it's cold out. Then everyone just stares at the weird chick in the blue bodysuit.) And wooo, leather skinny pants plus fur? Oh yes!

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  7. hahahaha so funny and nteresting post!!

    kisses

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  8. Love the second one :)

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  9. great tips, lol! love your leather pants and boots by the way :)

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  10. ahahahaahha!!! That's crazy!
    Great pics!
    xxx
    S

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  11. HAHA this is too hilarious. reminds me of alexi from http://www.imboycrazy.com/ . fabulous. though i'd say these tips are really great if all you want is sex, not a relationship. that's a whole other beast :p

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  12. hahaha nice post;)Thank you my dear for your nice comment on my blog!I love your leather pants;)

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  13. These tips are hilarious! Imma try them, I need a boyfriend so desperately... Just kidding, you sure have a lot of sense of humor! Awesome outfit, by the way. :)

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  14. haha funny
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  15. Hahah nice tips ;) Love your outfit!

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  16. hahaha love your list! Love the leather pants! Xx
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  17. funny tips lol good read! love your outfit!

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  18. Hehe such a delight! I needed a chuckle today

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  19. your outfit looks great *O* love the fur vest and boots!! haha if I go on those tips it's most likely for me to get an asshole instead...plus a juicy gossips for my (not really) friends..
    yes we can vote at the age 17, when I know the age limit for another countries is like 18 and/or above I was kinda surprised too haha

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    1. It really feels great that all of you read what I write AND that you find it funny enough to write that in a comment. It literally warms my heart, my sometimes sick and twisted heart.;)

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  20. Hahahaha adorable post. Funny tips, followed haha :)

    Loves, RJ.
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