If you watch(ed) Monk, you already know - it's a jungle out there. It's not always easy to get a guy to notice you, let alone make him want you. So how do you make a boy want you? Are there any simple tips, which are guaranteed to work? I believe so - number 4 worked like a charm on my boyfriend back in the day and you can read here, how well it's paid off. If you're stuck for ideas, desperate or just bored, read on.
1) Don't wear any underwear.
2) If you decide to wear underwear, don't wear any clothes.
3) If you decide to go with number one, wear a shirt that says "I'm a slut."
4) Tell him that your last vibrator just died of overuse.
5) Tell him that you have a hot sister.
6) Tell him that you have a hot twin sister.
7) Speak about your last relationship in detail - don't leave out that it was with a woman.
8) Tell him that your hot twin sister dumped her last boyfriend because he cheated on her with your hot mother, who's a former Russian model.
9) Tell him that you once gave a blow job to Chuck Norris.
10) Once you blow him, tell him that his dick is bigger than Chuck Norris'.
Be sure to tell me how it goes if you decide to put one of these tips on how to get a guy to want you to the test.
Leather pants: Tally Weijl
Fur vest: eBay