Jan 14, 2013

Spitting in Public: Pros and Cons


       First off, let me just say I think spitting in public is a nasty, disgusting habit. I'm 100 % against it, period. But since it's raining men, whose spit is raining all over pavements and other public surfaces, I thought to myself maybe these idiots are on to something. So I thought long and hard to come up with a list of pros and cons. The hard part was narrowing down the number of cons, of course.

+PRO: Whoever sees you spit thinks: "This man has to come from a humble, hardworking class of society."
-CON: Whoever sees you spit thinks: "This man has to come from an ignorant, uneducated class of morons."

-CON: You spit in the middle of winter, your greasy, greenish/brownish discharge freezes and your poor grandma  steps on it, slips and breaks her hip.
+PRO: You can now be her knight in shiny armor, take her to the hospital, become her favorite grandchild and get everything she owns after dying during her hip replacement surgery.

+PRO: You can spit over your shoulder and your spit lands on a face of a gorgeous woman, so you say to her: "Wanna taste another of my bodily fluids?" and you two live happily ever after - there's no better way to break the ice than with a little spit in your face.
-CON: You can spit over your shoulder and your spit lands on a face of a ripped juice head, who's also an avid spitter, and he breaks your face.

+PRO: If you get lost, you can always follow your spit trail back home. Like a modern version of Hansel and Gretel.
-CON: If you get lost, you can mistakingly follow someone else's spit trail back to their home and you end up at the house of the juice head, onto whom you've just spat, and he breaks your face. Again.

+PRO: Ladies think you're so rugged and exotic since you're obviously coming from a foreign culture where they have no culture. Spitting in public can be perceived as somewhat of a foreign accent.
-CON: Ladies just think you have no culture and since you're nasty enough to spray your germs in public like that, you probably aren't the friendliest with a bar of soap or any kind of soap so she definitely won't let you put your dick in her mouth.

-CON: A crawling baby can stumble into one of your spits, then put its little chubby spit-glazed finger in its mouth and get your nasty ass syphilis.
+PRO: The baby doesn't have to deal with that shit later on in life and can check STD off its to do list.

      I know old habits die hard but think about it - is it worth it? Do you really want to harm your grandmother or an innocent baby? Find a new pastime activity, pick up chess, start a band, learn how to bake. But if you really can't quit spitting, think about purchasing a spitoon. It's a container designed just to be spat into and it's been around for a very long time - make use of it!

      See you back on Wednesday, Friday and Monday.
      Peet

I'm wearing:
Pants: H&M
Sneakers: Lonsdale
Parka: eBay
Sweater: H&M
Shirt: have no idea, too old

37 comments:

  1. I cannot stand spitting at all! It makes me gip. I was driving to work the other day and saw a guy stood at a crossing and gossed on the floor. Dirty look followed!

    Corinne x
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  2. Looks cool!

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  3. i agree! spitting in public is not a good habit for sure!
    loved reading your pros and cons. some were funny :)

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  4. love your oversize parka.
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  6. Thanks for your comment, and I loved how you combined those colours!

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  7. haha, I always have to spit when i run, it drives my running friends crazy!
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  8. I love the combination of these colors and this post is hilarious!

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  10. Love the jeans - love the color, all of....started to read your post, but then felt my tummy wanting to put out what I just put in..yuk, I cant - I have a weak stomach for certain things. spitting in public is disgusting to me..yuk...lol

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  11. Holy color! Thanks for your comment on my blog :)

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  12. My god, I can already hear that disgusting sound they make when they are producing that extra special nasty green spit..ughh!

    Loving the parka! You know your ebay, I can see that ;)

    love, T.

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  16. check you out all outfitted in color blocking brightness! i abhor spitting in public too. i don't know why men do that. i don't get it.

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  17. such a cool look :D

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  18. Hahaha!

    Oh wow, I needed that laugh. One of my little brothers has the nasty habit of spitting (because he's naughty and shews tobacco, gross.) and my son copies every. single. thing he does, so I've spent the past year trying to get him not to spit everywhere. (So cool and classy when a five year old spits in the grocery store. That'll get you some bad looks!)

    You have such a cool laid back style, I need to figure out how to style my parka in an awesome way like you! (Looove that it's bright green.)

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  19. Wow, I love your parka and pants!

    Thanks for your comment!
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    my pants are from suiteblanco!!
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    your post are always so interesting - you've always have great ideas;)
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  26. you are right it's absolutely disgusting. love the orange bottoms so bright! xx. gigi. food and beauty blogger @ www.gigikkitchen.blogspot.com

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  27. ROFL, just came over from IFB. This is a hilarious post. Good job coming up with the list of cons cos I would never have imagined that there were cons to spitting in public.
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    http://barbsiesmusings.blogspot.com/
    Lagos, Nigeria

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