This is a sequel to a sequel and you can read the previous TMBDL here. Despite the long list of already enumerated things my boyfriend isn't too keen on, there's still more. To tell you the truth, I think this is pretty much a bottomless pit because things that annoy him seem to be popping up on a daily basis.
A recent discovery was, for example, that he doesn't like it when I lick the plate after I'm done eating. I don't do it in public, but when I cook and it's good, I'm going to lick the plate, deal with it.
Next one is an oldie but a goodie: He hates it, when my fart machine is on my bed, his bed, any bed. Lately, I'm kind of against it too because his cuteness and cuddliness are starting to be overpowered by his killer farts.
And of course my dear old ball and chain doesn't like some of my fashion choices and for today I've picked the following three.
He doesn't like this baseball/varsity jacket, I got on eBay. He says it looks like something to wear around the house: "You should be wearing this while you're cleaning or something." Sometimes I get where he's coming from, even though I don't agree with him, but when it comes to this jacket, cross my heart, I think he's just dead wrong and he'd look good in it too.
He dislikes this skirt too: "What is this, a parachute??" For your information, BABE, I made this parachute from scratch myself. When was the last time you made something all on your own? And stuff you make in the bathroom doesn't count!
This mint H&M blouse is one of his favorite too, he says it would be perfect for an old grandma, which is his recurring complaint. I really don't understand his grandmaphobia: I'm going to be a grandma once and he'll be a grandpa. I'll have saggy boobs and he'll have saggy balls. I'll get a boob lift and he'll ... Have saggy balls for ever. Thank you.
That's it for today but fear not, there'll be a TMBDL part 4 and 5 (and probably 55 as well) in the near future.
Thank god it's Wednesday, this week seems to be dragging on forever ... See you back this Friday and again next Monday and Wednesday! Follow via Twitter or subscribe via email if you like, I know I'll love it if you do.