Mar 6, 2013

Ooh So Sexy ...

      This post is dedicated to all men who think that a visit at the gynecologist's is a sexy thing. But before I can make my point, I have to start at the beginning. For some reason I haven't been at any doctor's office that many times. I don't have a problem with checkups in general but what I do mind is going to see the gynecologist - I'm not into that kind of poking.
      In search of a perfect one, I've changed 3 gynecologists already and when I went to see the second one for the first time, it was unpleasant from the moment I walked in and saw the nurse. It was during summer and she immediately saw my tattoos. Before saying anything else, she literally shrieked:
      "Oh, your poor mother!"
      "Excuse me?"
      "Your poor mother! You have deformed your body permanently!"
      "Oh, you mean this?" pointing at my forearm ink.
      She grabbed her face: "If my son came home with one, I'd disown him!"
      I just stood there. I was so shocked. I had NOTHING to say. I stood there as she went on about how sorry she felt for my mother and how horrible I looked.
      When I went in to see the gynecologist, the doctor politely asked me why I was there and I said:
      "I've been on the pill for 5 years and now I want an IUD."
      She started laughing at me: "Have you lost your mind? You don't know what you're talking about."
      But I didn't. And I did. I already talked to my mother, who's a doctor, about it and I tried to explain that to my FORMER gynecologist but it was all in vain. She made some rude comments about my mother and about my piercings in regard to bacterium and hygiene at which point I thought: "Wait, is this the twilight zone? Is this the Middle Ages? Are they going to put me in a chastity belt, sprinkle me with holy water and call the exorcist now?" Needless to say, the next time (and the last time) I was there was when I came in to sign the form for my chart to be sent to my new gynecologist.
      When I went to see my third gynecologist for the first time, I was scared. I wasn't that anxious when I went to pierce my ... Anything! And I've pierced some crazy shit by now. I grabbed the handle shaking, opened the door and there she was: tall, slim, blond and gorgeous. If Mattel made Barbie the gynecologist, she'd look like that.
      "Very funny. Where did you hide the fire-breathing dragon?" I thought.
      But there were none. She was a frigging angel sent from gyno-heaven. I told her what I wanted and she said: "Of course, no problem," with a smile. And we've been living happily ever after.
      The other day, I went for my checkup and I was so excited that I told my guy friend about it. I went on and on about how beautiful and nice she was. The whole time, he was looking at me with that goofy smile and when I stopped talking, he said:
      "You enjoy it, right, when she's messing about down there?"
      I don't know what kind of fantasies do guys have but tools at the gynecologist's office aren't made of soft hypoallergenic silicone in a shape of a penis and they definitely don't vibrate. It's no fun, it's pretty annoying. You have to know that prostitutes or, to be politically correct, sex workers and gynecologists are two different things. Allow me to illustrate: When your wife will have enough of your little replicas roaming around the house and you'll be forced to go to a urologist for a vasectomy and he'll grab your balls: Will you be turned on? When he'll lift your penis, point to your scrotum and say: "Here is where we make a small incision and snip your ductus deferentia," will you say: "Oh, yeah, give it to me! I like it rough!" Will you?

I'm wearing:
Harem pants: H&M
Leather jacket: Newyorker
Sweater: H&M men
Sneakers: eBay
Earrings: DIY
Hair accessory: H&M
Infinity scarf: Newyorker

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    Yes I do find this very interesting and enlightening because I have never been to one before. I think I should. I don't know if I should. Oh well ¯\(°_o)/¯

    ANYWAYS, that nurse should be- She should be- should be- *burn* educated that having a tattoo is a-okay and having piercings (at where >D) is a-okay too <.> Jeez.

    And that dino (yes dino) should be more sensitive and professional in her job! O.O I mean you don't go to seek professional consultation to get insulted. I mean you are paying to get insulted o.o

    Glad to know that your third gyno dropped from heaven <3 And I think guys do think a trip to the gyne is like those you watch in porn lol

    They should ALL read your post!! PFT!


  2. me encanta este tipo de pantalon!!!!tengo uno y quiero otro mas jaja!

  3. Don't let her go! But seriously men are so puerile sometimes...that nurse needs to be bitchslapped. People like her are the reason people don't go to doctors to get checked out then they get sick and sometimes for the worse. Shame on her.

  4. I read this post and your former while cycling and I actually ended up laughing (yeah akwaaard). So, thanks for sharing :P

  5. Love those awesome pants on you! There is definitely nothing enjoyable about going to the lady doctor!

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

  6. Those pants are fantastic. And I'm with you- the lady doc is awful.

  7. ha ha another hilarious post! I don't have a gynaecologist, not a personal one like a GP/dentist. I've had to go and see one back in the day when life was about impressing boys, but for no other reason. I cant actually remember the experience - I've either pushed it to the back of my mind, or it wasn't anything to commit to memory. Anyway isn't it annoying when people think they can say anything to you!

  8. Ack! So frustrating when doctors are so ignorant and won't listen. When to the gyno last week and it was perhaps the least sexy experience ever! :P


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  10. ROFL .. oh, my .. what a good post. Too funny ;-)


  11. cute outfit...!
    lovely pants and shoes

  12. Wow what the FFF ? I mean seriously the girl was telling you all that shit about your poor mother looking at your tattoos ? How retarded is that ? I have to say I have a few and especially the Michael Jackson one people are staring at me as if I was a disgusting piece of shit but they never tell me ^^. I mean even my parents told me they were going to vomit when I did some (but they didn't and I think now they just would be too sick anyway). I m just blown away that this woman said that. Rude as I've never seen before (nad I've seen rude, I swear). As for the doctor it took me 10 years to find one who was actually good so I guess it's everywhere the same !

    1. hey, to answer your question yes, the jackson tattoo you can see a little bit here ^^

      I'll try to make better pictures =)

  13. I need wedge sneakers badly! Love yours. Also, thanks for your continuous support on my blog :) It means so much!

    xo Ashley

  14. love reading your posts!

  15. My cousin has lots of tattoos too and she says she gets all sorts of looks and side comments as well. It's your body and you chose what you want to do with it, there's nothing wrong with that. Anyway, I am loving your scarf! Thanks for stopping by my blog!

  16. Glad you find a dr. who is nice to you.

  17. beautiful sneakers! and great post as usual!


  18. That's hilarious Peet.....& you're one of the few who nailed the look of that pants! Lovely sneaks too!!


  19. Thanks for visiting my blog. Why would going to the gyno be sexy? Ugh!

  20. I love the pants and the way you've styled them!!!


  21. nice look!!!

  22. So cool outfit, love the pants!

  23. Cool pants!! Love it!

    X Laura

  24. Cute outfit!! I love your pants!!! :)
    have a good day!^^

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  25. super jest to zdjęcie <3
    bardzo mi się podobają te spodnie ;)

  26. You are rockin those shoes girl!!!

  27. You look great! I love your pants:)

  28. Haha I snorted. This is so true! Boys are ACTUALLY mentally challenged. Also, I NEED wedge sneakers, damnit!

    xo Ashley

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  30. You're hilarious.
    I've never been to the gynecologist in my life but it sounds awful....
    oh and thank you for your comment!


  31. beautiful pants! very nice photos;)

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  32. Love those printed pants! Um yeah - and the gyno? Probably the least sexy thing EVER!

    Pearls & Paws

  33. Loved this post and what u mentioned is so true!
    Awesome pants :)

  34. hey!! thanks for your lovely comment. i was really happy bout it!
    like your sense of style. you definitely know, how fashion works! your trousers are amazing.
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  35. HILARIOUS! I came here for the shoes and stayed for the witty commentary. Guys think shit like that is sexy BECAUSE they've never thought about it - mmm, cold surgical steel on my lady parts = so unsexy! I'm glad you finally found a lady doctor who wasn't a complete freak, it really is important to find a professional in this area - what was with the first one!!? Why would your Mum care that you were becoming an independent Human being, tatts, piercings and all?

    ♥ Paula Shoe Fiend.


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