If you've read some of the previous TMBDL posts, you already know how picky and opinionated my boyfriend can be. But to his defense, men in general can be very demanding, difficult to please and all kinds of annoying. Truth be told, I can think of only one reason why it's good to have them around and one reason only and I think every woman in need knows what I'm talking about - they're strong so they can open jars and carry things when we don't feel like it, right? But moving on to things my boyfriend isn't too fond of.
My boyfriend hates plaid, that's no mystery so whenever I wear this shirt from C&A, he goes all pale and looks like he's about to puke. He doesn't say it but I know what he's thinking: "I bet I can make that piece of shit look better by throwing up all over it."
I like this H&M shirt, I think it's adorable. And very versatile. Well, guess what, my boyfriend doesn't. The first time I wore it, he took one look at it and said: "What is this - an Amish shirt or what?!" On his behalf, I'd like to apologize to any Amish person reading this and ask you: "What the heck are you doing searching the Internet?!"
Leather vests are cool and I don't care what anyone says. I actually wish I had one in white too! But I know someone, who wishes I had not even this one in black. A few weeks ago, we were going out and I decided to wear it. As soon as I opened the door, he said:
"Do you think we're going to a biker rally? I haven't come to pick you up on a Harley, you know."
Maybe we should in fact go to a biker rally so I can meet a nice, big Hells Angels member, who'd sit on you and fart in your face the whole night. Geez. "Oh, honey, you're so witty."
"I think so too."
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