The first How to Make Your Boyfriend Happy post, which I've posted about 2 months ago, has gotten a lot of clicks - I don't know whether the girls are just clueless (I highly doubt that) or the guys get so excited a girl said squirt. Squirt. Squirt, squirt, squirt. Even my boyfriend was ecstatic, he didn't think I had it in me. So I decided to make some of my points a reality and you'll be able to see a rudiment of my third boob in one of the shots if looking closely enough. But for those who tried all of my tips and still want to make your man even happier,
I ask you why here's a new list of pointers on how to make your pookie bear happy (since you're obviously afraid you're making him too miserable).
- I can't believe that last time I forgot to mention the most important one - anal.
- Let him win at something.
- For a month, don't ask him "how do I look" or "do I look ok" or "does this look good on me" or "should I wear this" or "should I buy this" or any other annoying question you ask him repeatedly.
- Admit/lie that you masturbate.
- Tell him that you think of him and only him when you masturbate. Honestly.
- Learn the lyrics to Destiny's Child's Cater 2 U by heart and then take them to heart becoming his perfect little maid for the day. (I have a hard time swallowing that bid about slippers (among many, many other things) but I wouldn't mind putting on a French maid costume and making an evening out of it once in a while.)
- You don't have to be from Thailand to put on a decent ping pong show - make the effort, master a new skill.
- Learn something about his hobby or his favorite thing in the world. If he likes cars, learn what a "carburetor" is. If he's into golf, find out what "tee off" means. If he's into soccer, learn what an "offside" is (and actually get it). If he's into sailing, learn the "bowline" knot. If he's into DJ-ing, find out what the difference between "syncing" and "beatmatching" is. Or something similarly useless.
- Find out what the snow angel, the Y curve, the spider, the Indriani and the reverse cowgirl are. (You wish I hyper-lined that, don't you? Well, I didn't because I'm evil. And after all - it's the effort that counts so make it, Google is your friend and friends are there to (ab)use, right?)
- And last but definitely not the least (it's actually more like the opposite of the least really, so I can't believe it took me so long to think of it) - anal.
If you think most of these revolve around sex, then you've got the point. Men are easy. Want to make them happy? Keep it simple and think dirty. Easy peasy.
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