May 10, 2013

How to Make Your Boyfriend Happy Part 2


       The first How to Make Your Boyfriend Happy post, which I've posted about 2 months ago, has gotten a lot of clicks - I don't know whether the girls are just clueless (I highly doubt that) or the guys get so excited a girl said squirt. Squirt. Squirt, squirt, squirt. Even my boyfriend was ecstatic, he didn't think I had it in me. So I decided to make some of my points a reality and you'll be able to see a rudiment of my third boob in one of the shots if looking closely enough. But for those who tried all of my tips and still want to make your man even happier, I ask you why here's a new list of pointers on how to make your pookie bear happy (since you're obviously afraid you're making him too miserable).
  1. I can't believe that last time I forgot to mention the most important one - anal.
  2. Let him win at something.
  3. For a month, don't ask him "how do I look" or "do I look ok" or "does this look good on me" or "should I wear this" or "should I buy this" or any other annoying question you ask him repeatedly.
  4. Admit/lie that you masturbate.
  5. Tell him that you think of him and only him when you masturbate. Honestly.
  6. Learn the lyrics to Destiny's Child's Cater 2 U by heart and then take them to heart becoming his perfect little maid for the day. (I have a hard time swallowing that bid about slippers (among many, many other things) but I wouldn't mind putting on a French maid costume and making an evening out of it once in a while.)
  7. You don't have to be from Thailand to put on a decent ping pong show - make the effort, master a new skill.
  8. Learn something about his hobby or his favorite thing in the world. If he likes cars, learn what a "carburetor" is. If he's into golf, find out what "tee off" means. If he's into soccer, learn what an "offside" is (and actually get it). If he's into sailing, learn the "bowline" knot. If he's into DJ-ing, find out what the difference between "syncing" and "beatmatching" is. Or something similarly useless.
  9. Find out what the snow angel, the Y curve, the spider, the Indriani and the reverse cowgirl are. (You wish I hyper-lined that, don't you? Well, I didn't because I'm evil. And after all - it's the effort that counts so make it, Google is your friend and friends are there to (ab)use, right?)
  10. And last but definitely not the least (it's actually more like the opposite of the least really, so I can't believe it took me so long to think of it) - anal.
      If you think most of these revolve around sex, then you've got the point. Men are easy. Want to make them happy? Keep it simple and think dirty. Easy peasy.


I'm wearing:
Top: custom made (gift)
Shirt: H&M
Jeans: Tally Weijl
Boots: Pittarello
Earrings: eBay
Sunglasses: H&M

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43 comments:

  1. You are the Dr Ruth of your generation!!!

    Having said that I won't be letting Mr CSW read this because I don't want him getting any ideas ;p

    Have a lovely weekend x

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    1. I have liked the 1st post you make about getting your boyfriend happy and i adore the 2nd one :)
      haven't a boyfriend for the moment but me sure i will apply your advice when i do ^^



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      Coline ♡

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  2. pretty boots!

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  3. great post! love your top and shoes so much

    Lyosha
    Inside and Outside Blog
    P.S. I'm your happy newest follower

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  4. (: Reb, xoxo.

    * Sul mio blog ho appena pubblicato un post
    dedicato alla mia casa, fammi sapere cosa ne pensi:
    http://www.toprebel.com/2013/05/home-sweet-home.html

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  5. You're funny! Reflecting back on it I guess some of the women I dated were only trying to make me happy when they gave me a sore bottom, although I'm pretty some enjoyed it. I wouldn't mind wearing the French Maid's outfit either. I'm clueless about Destiny's Child. I guess I'll have to Google them sometime. The first and last pointers could mean a lot of different things and involve or not involve toys, but maybe I'm just being too anal about trying to imagine what that would mean. Thank you for the comment you left on my blog at http://www.full-brief-panties.blogspot.com/ (where I would never dare approach such a racy subject). I wonder whether the men take their turn and indulge their girlfriend's fantasies (like shopping for clothes and makeup). Do they still make cars that have a carburetor? I love the second pointer - "Let him win at something". :) I like your H&M shirt, custom-made top and Tally Weijl jeans.

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  6. Def wish you hyper lined that!!!!

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  7. Anal? What the...? :D But not asking him annoying questions will make both happy, for sure!

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  8. Bah! Always enjoy these lists! Would have been funny if you hyperlinked those terms- especially for those who had no idea what they were ;)

    -Jen

    www.vibrantbeautyblog.com

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  9. Hey, you look beautiful, love the shoes;) you have a new follower and follow back if you like! Xx andy

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  10. You are 100% right! I agree with everything! I actually have more guy friends than I have girl friends and the one thing they actually say the most is they wish their girls did point 1 and 10. Then I go and tell my girlfriends and they don't believe it! haha

    Oh! I have an awesome giveaway going on and really really think you would like it;) You should participate:D!

    xx

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  11. You look lovely dear! ;)
    Love your earing ;)

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  12. Thank you so so much for your lovely comment! Great suggestions - but sometimes I think - why the fuck do I have to make my boyfriend happy?! He has to make ME happy! Ladies turn this fucking thing around and don't let yourself be made a fool of love!!!!

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    1. It's a give-get kind of situation, I think. You have to give a little to get a little. But I agree with you and am working on a post where the tables are turned.;)

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  13. Haha, such a funny article :)
    And nice blazer dear, love the khaki color!

    xx

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  14. Hehe great post! And, yes mostly men are that easy! :D

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  15. Yeaaaaah my BF is into quantum physics... (still reading ... ;P)
    http://www.melolimparfaite.com

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    1. I guess your comment is about Michael ? I'm a fan since the age of 3... so that gives you an idea. Of course it grew with time (was totally nuts around 15). So yeah my BF always says that he knew from the start that we would be 3 in this relationship =P

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    2. Since you were 3?? Ok, that's dedication right there...:)

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  16. I can't see the third nipple =(

    Um, I never understand why girls don't admit to wanking more. It's probably top conversation between my housemates and I.

    Corinne x
    www.skinnedcartree.com

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    1. :D I wanna be your housemate!!!

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  17. Hi Dear,

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  18. Amazing outfit <3
    You look great!!

    xoxo
    www.its-dash.blogspot.com

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  19. hahah I really enjoyed the post!! I guess all the above are true!!

    Eirini
    www.fashionreactor.com

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  20. You see now this is exactly why I've remained single for a while - far too much effort, every single one of them, even the couple you think we girls might get aroused by just seems to laborious, but I guess I should print them off for when I'm 40 and decide to settle down, because by 40 I want to be able to keep hold of my man so I will do whatever it takes! I wonder how many relationships you have saved with these posts lol!

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  21. You forgot to tell me - scarf or perfume?!

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  22. great ankle boots you've got!
    muah*
    mariana

    http://asouthbreeze.blogspot.pt/

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  23. Nice look and cool pics!!!!
    Would you like to follow each other?

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  24. If you have a great guy you won't have any problems making him happy and the other way around ;)
    I love the top you are wearing

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  25. Las botas me han encantado, besos,ana.

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  26. Hahaha! Brilliant as always. Love your jewelry. Those bracelets are beyond amazing.

    http://mandycrandell.blogspot.com/

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  27. Love your earrings and shoes! Plus, great tips! Hugs from Cali! xx The Golden Girls

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  28. I think you are true true true! follow each other on bloglovin?
    MaryFashionLove
    MaryFashionLove on Bloglovin

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  29. Sweet post :) I want to do one called how to annoy your boyfriend
    xx
    www.JuneWantsItAll.com

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  30. oh I love your post!!

    besos.

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  31. These are great. But I think you forgot one! (I almost forgot, myself..) - anal! Duh.

    xo Ashley
    thetineistfirecracker.com

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  32. Aaah such a great post and article!!
    You look fabulous too,I love your style and your choice of jewellery!

    Thanks so much for stopping by my blog a little while agao:)))

    You are running a fantastic blog here!:)))

    Have a fab day dear xoxo Tamara Chloé

    http://tamarachloestyleclues.blogspot.nl/

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  33. Finally a blog with personality! :D but I think you left anal out of the list? I'll have to read over it again..

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