Yup, it's another Things My Boyfriend Doesn't Like post, this being the 5th one. I know these are starting to pile up, but that's why it's called a series. And I wouldn't be surprised if we got to 105th one soon... Some are picky when it comes to clothes, some are picky when it comes to food and some are picky all-round. I must say I prefer all of them to being picky when it comes to one's nose - noses are just not to be picked, but that's just me.
Oddly enough, my boyfriend's not that into skirts. Especially printed ones. Especially this one. He says the print reminds him of plaid and as mentioned here, plaid doesn't sit well with him (or at all). When he saw it for the first time, he said: "You don't wear skirts much anyway, so luckily I won't have to look at it too often." For once, he's right, I don't like wearing skirts for obvious reasons.
What's even more surprising, he doesn't like leggings. Especially printed ones. Especially these ones. I thought every guy under the sun likes leggings, since it's the next best thing after being naked: You can see everything. Besides, isn't the prospect of a possible camel toe thrilling and exciting for male individuals?? Obviously not. "These are horrible. So now you're trying to be a snake or what?"
These shots actually don't do these sneakers justice. When sunlight hits them, they shine ever so brightly in a beautiful acid neon zingy lime yellow. Gorgeous. I knew as soon as I saw them that I had to get them and that there was going to be somebody hating the hell out of them.
"You have to see these sneakers I just got. You'll love them," I said smiling, since I know he hates yellow.
"I will?" Eyebrow raised.
I pulled them out of the bag with a huge, stupid grin on my face.
"Aren't they cool?" I thought his eyes were going to roll out of his sockets.
"This color should be forbidden by law."
"That's a good one, I have to remember that."
"You buy this stuff just so you can annoy me, don't you?"
I'm going to let you decide for yourself on that one...
Thank you for taking the time and reading, dear sugarplum, I really appreciate it! There are new posts coming up every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, so you're welcome to drop by this Friday!