Jun 26, 2013

Let's Do It Like Animals


      If you hoped, this post is going to be about animal print, you're going to be disappointed. If you were afraid this post is going to be about animal print, you're in luck. It's not going to be about that, it is going to be about sex. Or to be more exact, about pornography.
      For some reason, I've been preoccupied with pornography recently, unfortunately not in the best way possible (which is watching it, in case any of you is wondering what I meant by that). Everywhere I went, conversation naturally led to it and before I knew it, xHamster, Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson were at the table with us. That's more than fine with me, because ever since I can remember, I was fascinated by the concept of pornography, but, please, let me elaborate on that before you dub me some creepy porn maniac (not that it's anything wrong with that if it doesn't hurt your social life - or your hand).
      Watching porn, I always look at all of the details and think about if they make sense (they don't), as for example the story (yes, the story line is considered one of the details when it comes to porn). I also think about the girl(s)'s make-up, who chose their outfits, did the guy(s) oiled themselves up or not, do actors shave or wax, why do girl(s) moan with pleasure when they get smacked across their faces with a dick, how many cameras did they use, can you tell the girl(s)'s nationality just by the non-lexical noises they make, what do their moms think, do guy(s)'s dad(s) think they have the best job in the world, what would my brother think if I was a porn actress, how many takes of a certain scene did they have to film, how many people are there on the set behind the cameras, are the boobs real or not (and then I study their bounce), how many times did the guy(s) come before they shot the coming scene, what is the guy, who's holding the mic, thinking, does his arms hurt... And before I even realize it, I'm thinking if the sperm is real or not and the whole thing is over. That's how my brain works and it really is a bitch because it works with full speed almost all the time and this makes me the worst person to watch porn with (sorry, boo), but I can re-focus it, I just have to switch off my logical and rational self - ok, watching porn, this is so frigging hot, yes, there's a huge, throbbing cock squeezing its way inside some pink, moist pussy attached to a woman, who isn't having sex on camera in front of a crew of 10 random people just to get paid and feed herself and her two kids at home but is genuinely enjoying it, so hot, yes, hooray for porn.
      There are people, who think there's something wrong with me and say I think too much, but I think (here I go with the thinking again, so annoying, right?) that I'm going to engage in the onscreen action more easily if the movie won't suck. You can't play a black and white horror flick and expect me to get scared by the zombie when I can see the tag on its frigging costume still attached. Get it? If they could make the Eye of Sauron, the army of elves and Pandora look real, there surely is pornographic material out there, which isn't ridiculous or at least not completely stupid and degrading - degrading to viewer's intellect that is. And there is. No, I'm not talking about Pirates, the 4th most expensive pornographic movie made to date, because I've watched it and except for the budget, it's not much different than any other porn movie. But it is funny, the dialogues are literally and intentionally funny, I'd even say witty at times - they could easily broadcast it instead of Frasier re-runs on a Sunday afternoon. Thumbs up for that (and for that Jesse and Belladonna scene!).
      Thanks to the glory that is the World Wide Web, all of the perverts everywhere now get to see and enjoy some genuine and juicy sexual action - amateur porn videos, which are scripted, directed, recorded, performed and edited by regular Janes and Dicks, doing it like animals. And that's what I'm talking about! The internet might have given us something to watch, but it has also given someone else something else - money. And lots of it. Which I hadn't even realized (or thought about, which is surprising), before I opened some magazine last week and found a 3-page article about non other than - pornography. Since I was being bombarded with dicks and vaginas and busty blond babes left and right for this past week, it only seemed fair I shared some information from that article with you.
      Did you know that every 39 minutes there's a new porn flick made? Last year, Hollywood made about 400 new movies, while the pornographers were slightly busier giving us 11 000 new adult films. Just in the great U.S. of A., the porn industry brings in somewhere from 10 to 14 billion dollars a year, of course the biggest winners are the internet porn lords, who own the biggest porn sites such as Xvideos (which gets 4,5 billion views per month), YouPorn, Tube8 and PornHub - only Google and Facebook make more money than these sites. This comes as no surprise if you know that every second there's more than 30 000 people browsing one of the numerous porn sites. Imagine that. I'm actually shocked you're reading this right now and not doing something more... Orgasmic. But before you do, here's another lovely data: Your mom or your priest might tell you not to play with yourself at all, but the experts say that as long as you do it up to 11 hours per week, you're fine. Yup, that's the verdict, 11 hours per week - now you know if you can officially call yourself a perv or not. Can you?


I'm wearing:
Top: H&M
Blazer: Zara
Pants: eBay
Bag: Bershka
Sandals: Zara

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      Peet

49 comments:

  1. Great style! Really chic :)

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  2. Peet, I love your blog, it is always unexpected, funny, raw and honest. Keep up the great work.


    Much Love,

    Jo

    Peonies and American Honey

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  3. Ha, I love when you write like this. Not sexually.. lol! Just controversially. I'm definitely a perv but its hard for me to switch off my logic too, so never does porn work for me :(

    xo Ashley
    thetiniestfirecracker.com

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  4. Ok those trousers are just bad ass. LOVE THEM

    hayfa
    http://chic-and-cliche.blogspot.com/

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  5. Woah, those are some crazy facts....all of which I had no idea about. Your green trousers immediately caught my attention, love the fabric, what is it? It looks perfect with the zebra print baler and your bag would be the perfect feature for my post today!

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    1. I checked the label on those pants and it says "mixed fibers".:D The front part is satin-like polyester, I presume... I'm off to check your post now.;)

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  6. really chic!
    love the jacket, and pics too:)
    Kisses x

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  7. It was so unexpected .. Brave topic to talk abt..
    Keep in touch,
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  8. Quite unexpected but funny post! I don't watch porn, I have never even watched an entire porn movie, it just doesn't work for me, but I just smiled imagining your brain activity when you watch one!
    And BTW I think they wax, they don't shave :) The girls even get their anus bleached!

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    1. Yup, bleaching anus. With peroxide I think. That doesn't sound painful at all.:D

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  9. Those green pants are amazing! Such a fierce look!

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  10. AMAZING!

    xoxo

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  11. Loved it! The colors are just fabulous!

    <3
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  12. Love the iridescent green pants. I never watched that much vanilla porn although I did have a woman ask me to see the movie "Deep Throat" in the movie theartre with her when it first came out. When I was young I did visit the peep shows on 42nd Street in Manhattan but they've been long gone. The U.S. isn't as free and uncensored as it used to be. I didn't have that many partners either. I did, however, decades ago, star in a spanking film on the receiving end. Two women did the spanking and it was professionally done. There was no money involved with respect to me and there was no sex. There were two cameras and they just let them roll right through the directing and in between scenes etcetera. They edited it later. There was a woman directing and two male cameramen in addition to the two women starring. It's a fond memory. I suspect that a lot of the films are made in a similar manner but really don't know since it was just the once with an outfit that's no longer in business. So does that count as porn or was it just art with my bottom being the canvas?

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  13. Bahahaha I'm pretty sure I can safely call myself a prude in this context. Very insightful darling into your pastime hobbies LOL. I actually haven't 'watched' one since I was about 17, an by watch I meant giggling furiously the entire time! I can't help myself but I love how you analyze them. It really had me thinking about the entire production of it all. So far all I'd heard about the making of them was the backstage 'fluffer' who gets the dude all ready down below but that was it. I do wonder about the people behind the scenes. The camera dudes must get all horny and shit watching it no? And their families? All I can see is a brother accidentally stumbling onto his sisters video - then again, maybe she gives him a title list of movies she is in so he can avoid them? Then again would you want to know what your sibling does in their pastime?

    SDMxx
    www.daringcoco.com

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  14. I thought I would see Animal print ... silly me hahaha

    besos.

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  15. ultimately I don't know want to sound sexist here but the market is geared towards men hence the marketing and style of it. Some of it is so ridiculous that it is hilarious but like male strippers i just can't take this stuff seriously but then again i am not a 17 year old boy!

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    1. Exactly, male strippers are hilarious!!:D I find female strippers very hot and alluring, but guys stripping... I don't know. Although, I think Channing Tatum did a pretty good job at that.:)

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  16. THE BLAZER IS JUST AMAZING...I LOVE IT...AND THE BAG TOO IS SO COOL..YOU LOOK GORGEOUS BABE
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  17. I do exactly the same thing watching porn. I'm constantly aware that it's so fake, and that sort of ruins it...haha! I've never really liked the 'look' of the whole porn industry, I just don't find it sexy. It seems to have a pretty generic aesthetic that I'm just not into. The 'porn-star' look has never really been my thing, although I do like strippers, for some reason! I'm definitely one of the most sex-obsessed people I know, no question (and a total perv, for sure!) but I have a lot of friends who watch porn and they don't have as many ideas about sex as I do (and aren't anywhere near as twisted, either!) I'm fascinated by BDSM, and role-play, and sex throughout history, but I've just never found a porn movie that I thought was interesting enough, or that had any kind of intelligence LOL

    Amazing post, such a joy to read :) xoxoxoxoxox

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  18. AMAZING!
    Would you like to follow each other?! Let me know!!
    xoxo

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  19. Haha, oh Pete I love these stories. I'm not a big fan of pornos when my boy is sitting next to me. But watching it together with friends is like the funniest thing ever!
    Just like your trousers, they're great! <3
    xx

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  20. A totally unexpected post! I did love reading this, albeit the topic is controversial. It's refreshing to see such honesty:D And didn't know most of what you wrote about the porn industry....hah! You learn new things everyday:P

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  21. Haha, it's funny how you turn a post into something SO unexpected.. Posting an outfit but another story. That's exactly what I love about your blog!

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  22. LOve it <3
    mamazing pistures and outfit ;d
    nice blog

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  23. I think too much too ;) But i think that's a good thing. love your posts:)
    your jacket is fantastic:)

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  24. What an interesting read while Im at work lol, love the Blazer by the way! xx

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  25. It was great hearing your trend insight on my last post...I totally agree with what you said, some things need to be kept in the dark corners of our non-transparent bags. Thanks for letting me know about the pants, I do love the gloss of the material, it looks like silk from here. Happy End Of The Week!

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  26. loved that combo!
    muah*
    mariana

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  27. Wow....eleven hours a week!! I can't ever imagine spending that much time watching porn. I just think it's all really boring...it all seems the same in the end.

    I love your green pants!

    xx
    Sophisticated Lace

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  28. God I love you, haha, you write the best articles :-) Now you got me thinking about porn, lol. Not in a dirty way, just thinking about it in a logical, technical way. Like you :-)

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  29. hi dear love your shiny green pants...you are so cool
    xoxo
    happy week end

    NEW POST!!!

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  30. Gosh I haven't watched porn since university, I wonder what it is in life that makes you stop watching porn - I don't have children and I don't have a husband, so I guess to reach the recommended 11 hours I should still be watching it?

    What I do like, however, and have been recently with guy friends are strip clubs - the atmosphere of a great strip club is amazing and watching the guy getting his lap dance all excited makes my evening! Have you watched Showgirls, I loved that movie and so wanted to be on that stage!

    eeerm when you're done with that bag can you email please!!

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  31. I love that no topic is off limits on your blog. And I totally agree, although porn is obviously already a multi-million dollar industry, they could make even more money if they just put a little bit more thought into the stories, locations and costumes. Just my two cents ;)
    xox,
    Cee

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  32. nice outfit!!

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  33. Gorgeous color.
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  34. First things first - your jacket is INSANELY awesome. Secondly - I've never learned so much about porn! You;ve really educated my ass here. I can;t say I ever watch porn... it's not because I'm a prude or think it's wrong, I just wouldn't ever seek out a porno... maybe I am missing something?
    I don't think porn really needs a story line, why don;t they just show (insert numbr o people/object/animal) fucking? You're getting off on what they're doing not why they're doing it? It reminds me of a scene in the movie 8mm when they go out and watch some snuff films, Joaquin Pheonix's character says "Maybe it didn't turn you on, but it didn't exactly turn you off"

    <3 Paula Shoe Fiend
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  35. Oh, the things that go on in your mind, you bizarre lady. I love it! I've never watched a porn film, but as an actor, I've heard drama kids tell other drama kids on many occasions: "I've seen better acting in a porn." So I imagine it's extremely awkward and funny. Also, I love every single item that you are wearing. The clutch is just... flawless.

    May the Force be with you.
    Emily

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  36. Wow, i'm glad to find a different blog! You're really cool
    Love your style and writing, very refreshing ;)
    Thanks for visiting my blog dear

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