Jul 5, 2013

How to: Smuggle Alcohol into a Club


      First off, I'm not saying that smuggling alcohol (or anything else for that matter) into a club is the right thing to do, that I do it or that you should do it, but I am saying that it is possible and this is how you do it.
      Secondly, I'm posting this more out of spite than anything else, because I had a conversation with a person claiming that it can't be done. It all started when someone mentioned recession and how expensive it is to get your drink on at a club these days, so people just stopped going out. If you ask me, you don't have to stay at home to save money, you just have to be smart about it. Here's what you need:


 A plastic freezer bag, surgical tape (or any other tape), a pair of scissors and your poison of choice.


You pour the alcohol into the bag.


You squeeze the air out to prevent any rustling and swishing sounds.


You tie a knot.


You secure the knot with some tape.


You cut off the excess bag material to minimize the rustling sounds (you can also tape the end).


You hide the bag somewhere on your body, you can also tape it to your stomach, to you back, it really depends on what you're wearing. And yes, you can even wear tighter clothes (like the dress I'm wearing above), you just have to make two (or more) bags, so they're smaller and less conspicuous.


You're done and ready to go. When you get to the club, you just buy any drink that comes in a bottle with a screw, pour it into a glass, go to the toilet and pour the alcohol into the bottle. No, you don't untie the knot, you tear the pointy end off with your teeth. Cheers.

      P.S.: If you think about giving me hard time that it's morally wrong or anything along those lines - sush. I'm not talking about stealing anything, you have to buy and thus pay for the alcohol you want to smuggle and you still have to buy the non-alcoholic beverage at the club and pay for the admittance, so the club still makes money off of you (unfortunately), you're just being frugal. Besides, when you can get a three course meal for two, buy a pair of shoes or feed a small country for your drink's worth, don't blame me, blame... I don't know who, just don't blame me.

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      Peet

37 comments:

  1. Hahaha.... :) what a tip...
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  2. hahahahhahaahahhahhahahahahhahaha omg!!!!
    this is awesome!!!
    my bf said he'll do it next time...just to see if it's doable :))))
    hahaha
    xoxo

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  3. ahahahah! I hope no doorman reads your blog!
    muah*
    mariana

    http://asouthbreeze.blogspot.pt/

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  4. haha i don't blame you! drink prices can be ridiculous these days

    dontcrycowboy

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  5. This is one of the greatest tutorials I've ever seen! lol.. drinks are crazy expensive nowadays so I wouldn't be surprised if people are starting to do this more and more.

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  6. :) Perfect 'how to be good at being bad!'

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  7. I wish I thought of this in my clubbing days!

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  8. Haha Peet, you the funniest! I can just imagine the hundreds of underage teens who will be trying this out after seeing your super smuggling skills here. You need to be on TV girl!

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    1. Isn't there a minimum legal age to get into a club?:) There's definitely a legal drinking age and you should stay away from any alcoholic drinks if you're a minor, in my opinion, even though you made it into a club somehow, but none of that's my responsibility - that's on mommies and daddies and bouncers.:D

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  9. Hahahaha you're the best Peet! Seriously! This is hilarious and superclever at the same time! :D

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    1. Ha, that's exactly what I was aiming for!:D

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  10. Hahaha, wow, this is really informative. Actually, in these tough times, I certainly can't blame you for taking some of your own stuff. I mean, if you're going to go out and buy the alcohol anyway, why not?

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  11. That's the funniest idea! I used to refill beer bottles in the car park when I was younger!

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  12. Lmao I love how you made this into an actual how-to. I love this

    xo Ashley
    thetiniestfirecracker.com

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  13. I've just taken a hip flask down zee undies before but a bag is a good idea so you can chuck it out! xx

    www.hausofsarahrachel.blogspot.com

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    1. Mmmmm, a flask. I keep telling myself (and my friends) that this would be a perfect b-day present for myself. A sleek sliver flask - pure gorgeousness.

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  14. QUE BUENA IDEA PERO YO NO BEBO, AUQNEU BUENO ASI LES PUEDO HACER UN FAVOR A LOS AMIGOS JAJJAJA
    Muchas gracias por tu lindo comentario, no te pierdas mi nuevo post, y sigueme si aun no lo haces, me haria mucha ilusion yo ya te sigo preciosa.
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  15. but curious, the scanner at the door won't go off?
    * MlleWanderlust ✡

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    1. Scanner at the door?? What kind of clubs do you go to?:D I don't know about those, but you raise a valid point!

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  16. Wow, just discovered your blog. Penises and club cons? Let's be friends. So long as you're of age ;)
    Great post. You're an original. Good to see.

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  17. Not for me, but kind of funny when this appears in my bloglovin'. LOL

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  18. Haha, now that would be and adventure! And I think pros don´t even need a plastic bag because my brother also managed to smuggle beer bottles (maybe not into a club but at least past our mother xD). Also I must add that this first picture looks so amazing and professional that at first I thought it wasn´t you but just a picture taken from the internet :O
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    1. I actually brought my own bottles of water when I was on Ibiza (because a 0,33-l bottle is 10 €), got right past bouncers and everything - I'm pretty sneaky.:) Maybe I should make a tutorial on how to smuggle bottles of water into a club.:D

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  19. Haha what a fun tips, I love all the pics haha.
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    Christy

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  20. Oh yeah I'm sharing this! Hahaha no judgement from me, I get you. We tend to resort to pre-drinksies at someone else's home prior to heading out. Cheaper and ends up being way more fun too. I'd recommend that if you're feeling morally obliged to do the 'right' thing

    SDMxx
    www.daringcoco.com

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    1. We get pre-drinksies somewhere and then we also have something to drink before we get into the club, but if you're in there till 7 a.m., you have to drink something, right?? Even if it's just water.:)

      But to be exact, I never said I do this, I just said that it can be done.:)

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  21. Lol, you rock.
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  22. even though I know I don't have to use this trick (I don't go to night clubs since I think they suck :) I still loved the post and your tutorial. oh and I'm sure this trick will be a hit among your readers who love night clubs and alcohol ;) yeah, your posts are brilliant!

    Maiken,
    Maikeni blogi - part of me

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  23. You are simply amazing - I absolutely love your inspiration! This is so funny!!! Lots of Love, Kyra!
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  24. I'm freaking out right now hahaha!!!
    Your posts always surprise me! It is true that everything is very expensive and drink in bars is not exactly cheap. But I would never thought about filling a plastic bag with alcohol put it between the legs. Sounds unreal. But practical, at the end.
    My trick is to use laboratory`s plastic jars . They are the perfect size to hide (drunk scientists...)
    And... I am waiting for my boyfriend to give me a little beautiful flask as a present... bu it hasn`s arrive to me yet! =(

    XXX
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  25. You are so funny, I'm giggling! I'm sure all the nightclubs will love this tutorial!

    errrm are those your legs at the top! I mean.... I recognise the shoes so I'm guessing they are OMG!

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  26. Petra you are my hero. I've never thought of smuggling booze into a club - but with shots at NZ$9 each this will save me some skrilla for sure!!

    <3 Paula Shoe Fiend.
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  27. Bahahaha nice one! I've done this in the past but have taken a small bottle or two in my bag instead! Ah the days of poverty...
    xx
    www.JuneWantsItAll.com

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