While I was in New York, I stumbled in a Barnes and Noble bookstore, because my brother had requested a specific book for his souvenir. The B&N excursion turned out to be fruitful one for me as well since while swerving around bookshelves I found this beauty. The title Screw Calm and Get Angry perfectly suited my mood and I bought it without hesitation. It's full of clever, sarcastic and witty quotes by random more or less famous people and today I thought I'd share a couple of my favorite ones. Hopefully they'll amuse you just as much as they did me.
If we see light at the end of the tunnel,
it's the light of the oncoming train.
One of the symptoms
of an approaching nervous breakdown
is belief that one's work is terribly important.
By working faithfully eight hours a day,
you may eventually get to be a boss
and work twelve hours a day.
Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take a chance?
Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.
The only reason
some people get lost in thought
is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
Wise men talk
because they have something to say;
fools because they have to say something.
It is better to keep your mouth closed
and let people think you are a fool
than to open it
and remove all doubt.
How fortunate for leaders
that men do not think.
|Shorts - H&M, top - H&M, blazer - eBay, sunglasses - eBay, heels - Zara|
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