Sep 27, 2013

Things My Boyfriend Doesn't Like Part 8


      Although my boyfriend's biggest nemeses are still sun, vinegar, beer, wine, plaid and yellow (not necessarily in that order), new things he despises keep popping up - and they mostly pertain to me, what else. Since there's an abundance of things my boyfriend doesn't like, it's time for not just the sixth or seventh but already for the eight TMBDL post and three new pieces of appalling apparel - at least according to his judgment.

Shorts: H&M

      I like orange, love it even. I don't know who in their right mind wouldn't, that's why I was as giddy as a hungry little piglet about to suck on its mom's teat when I saw these in the store and I got them without hesitation. Of course my gloomy diva back at home wasn't impressed: "You look like a pumpkin. You know that, right? Or is that the intention behind these?" If I look like a pumpkin, you can shove me up your ass, sweetie.

Shorts: eBay

      I have a story to tell with these shorts. I had wanted something in cow print for a long time and my friend knew that so for my birthday she got me these - bless her heart! When she gave them to me, she told me that her boyfriend came over a few days before that and saw them on her bed. As soon as he walked into the room, he froze and gasped: "What's this??"
      "Oh, no, that's not mine, it's for a friend," she answered.
      "Thank god!!!"
      When she told me what had happened, I said: "Now I know what my boyfriend's going to think of them." Needless to say, he hates them. HATES them.

Leggings: Forever 21

      I got these in NYC as a little souvenir of my US trip. To me they look nothing short of the epitome of awesomeness and even though I dragged a heap of clothes to the dressing room like a frigging Sherpa, I knew instantly that these were the winner - and that in fact was the only thing I've bought in that store. That's why I was really excited when I was back at home with my boyfriend showing him all the treasures I had found on my grand adventure and I pulled them out of the bag.
      "Babe, look at these! Aren't they cool as fuck?!"
      Silence. "I... Don't even know what to say. What is this? Leggings?"
      "Aham!" I said, eyes glistening.
      "Does that unhook?"
      "Yes, yes!" I answered unhooking the clasp and hooking it back again repeatedly.
      "Why? To make them even uglier?"
      There are times - this being one of them - when I think that spending some time in prison doesn't seem too bad comparing to the amount of satisfaction I'd get from grabbing my beloved boyfriend's neck and strangling the very last breath out of him with my bare hands...

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      Peet


32 comments:

  1. I like it! The cow shorts are amazing. I am so sorry I have been to busy to check out your blog. But you are still rocking it!

    Xo

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  2. These posts never fail to make me laugh - everything we love and think are so awesome, guys just seem to hate! Probably why I'm still single - I like my crazy fashion clothes way too much. It scares them off :P
    The cow print shorts are my favorite!

    The Dragonfruit Diaries

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    1. It definitely doesn't scare me, babe, you always look great! Boys are just morons.:)

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  3. I love the orange shorts but I´m not a fan of the other two pieces either ;)
    xx

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  4. You are going shorts crazy and it's about to get real cold, silly! The orange ones are my favorite, and you should wear them with colored tights. How much would he hate THAT? Haha! I never knew Eric had an issue with any of my clothes until I wore my fur vest the other day. He's not a fan. Looks like I'll be wearing it a lot this Fall and Winter ;)

    xo Ashley
    thetiniestfirecracker.com

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  5. I love these posts of yours.. U made me laugh so hard...
    Boys boys
    Keep in touch,
    www.beingbeautifulandpretty.com

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  6. buahahhahahahaahhahaha =))))=)))) omg....this is way 2 funny!!!
    xoxo

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  7. hahahahaha!!! oh gosh...that was such a funny post..and i know what you mean...there are times so many things iwear he just doesnt like haha...i wear it anyways, hes grumpy but goes quiet heheh...!! a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do...

    girl thanks for your kind words, a bit nervous about YT videos but im getting there...!! blogs like yours are total inpsiration trust me !!! keep them coming and i lvoe reading your posts!!

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  8. Oh Peet, it has been far too long since I've stopped by and I'm so glad I came back just in time for another one of these posts because they always make me laugh out loud! I love the fact that your boyfriend is so opinionated about what you wear... either my wardrobe is really boring or my husband wouldn't care if I wore a paper bag, because I honestly can't remember the last time he complained about anything I put on ;)
    xox,
    Cee

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    1. OR he likes how you dress and thinks you look hot in everything!!! Of course you left out the most positive one.:P

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  9. lol, I actually like both pairs of the shorts le sigh, boys lol
    Deejay Speaks

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  10. I loooove orange too. It's one of my favorite colors. I don't think my boyfriend has a problem with it though. Now those suspender leggings... that he probably would not like ;-)

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  11. loved those shorts!
    have an amazing weekend!
    muah*
    mariana

    http://asouthbreeze.blogspot.pt/

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  12. Hahahahh, omg...please dont harm your boyfriend over these...If you are in prison we won't have any more great posts of yours to read. Instead, Get Even! and eventually he will be doing a guest post here called 'Things my girlfriend doesn't like' . The shorts are so cute, we just really can't trust (straight) men with fashion. you look darn good in those shorts and the leggings are uber cool!

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  13. Those neon orange shorts have a cute bow and I like the fabric. I think they'd pair up nicely with another outfit piece in a feminine shade of light blue but I like the way they look with the white and mint green tops you styled them with too. I like the bows on the shorts. I'm into feminine looks so I think skirts would look nice in those colours. Does your boyfriend like pastels over neons or is it just the colours? Does he not like the sun because it's yellow or because it's bright and hot? I like your zig-zag suspender leggings - and anything that reminds me even vaguely of lingerie.

    http://www.full-brief-panties.blogspot.com/

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  14. OH my goodness, the cow printed shorts are AMAZING! want want want!!

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  15. Haha! I think if my boyfriend saw some of my normal outfits, he might raise an eyebrow, but he does follow my blog. He's pretty supportive of my creativity and know he doesn't always understand what I love. You know your loves you deep down and doesn't care what you wear because he's probably gonna take it off anyways ;)

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  16. Wow, after looking at the F21 leggings I felt a little dizzy for a moment ;) What a print!! Rad!
    Haha I love when you do these TMBDL posts! The comment on he can shove you up his ass totally cracked me up! You're the best Peet! :D

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  17. OMG! This was one of the best post I have read today.
    You're awesome. Love your blog so much and is it weird that I like the cow printed shorts so so so much?

    Ru|Glitter & Blush

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  18. How come he doesn't love the cow print ? I love your shorts ! Don't worry mine sometimes has one this suicidal honesty phase... Last time I received a package he said "I've never seen anything that ugly in my whole life". Nice.
    BTW if you wanna trade your BF against my magician friends, I'll check if he is single ;)

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    1. Maybe you should check just for the fun of it.:) No, just kidding, I wouldn't want to trade, the dude makes me laugh, I love that.

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  19. Ahah Peet, you are so funny! Let me say btw that the orange and the cow print shorts are very cool and for sure you look cute on them! Have a great start of the week tmw, kisses dear! xo

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  20. Eurgh - your BF is SO WRONG about those leggings! They're HOT. Plus whats wrong with looking like a pumkpin? They're a delicious AND versatile vege - can they not be chic too?
    Looks like you ended your shopping hiatus and got yo' shop on?

    ♥ Paula Shoe Fiend.
    http://shoe-fiend.blogspot.co.nz/

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  21. haha, i like that stuff. i cant understand why men hate what we love. but if my mirror says 'sexy', I dont care what my husband thinks:)

    thanks for your comment darling:)
    www.gulaabigirl.com

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  22. Hahaha... your boyfriend is a character! And you are SO funny!

    http://naomemandeflores.com/en

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    1. Well thank you. And thank you again, my dear.:D

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  23. Stopping by to wish you a great productive week ahead.

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    1. Thanks, doll, you're so frigging sweet!!!!
      xoxo

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  24. I always enjoy this kind of posts! Your bf is the boss!!
    you know i don't like patterns but this cow shorts are the best! <3
    XXX
    http://muerdelaespina.blogspot.com.es

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  25. GAWD, sounds like my husband. For someone who self admittedly knows nothing about fashion he sure is opinionated. Lets forget all things crochet or lace, know to him as doiley...fringes are for people with low self esteem apparently and anyone with bold dress sense is hiding behind a costume


    x. Pixelhazard | Bright Green Laces |

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  26. well, that's just hilarious! though I have to say I used to hate orange but then I just changed my mind and now it's one of my favourites. when it comes to this Dalmatian/cow pattern I really don't get what's wrong with that (plaid shorts would be totally not my cup of tea though and I could say something bad about them). and those leggings ARE cool and suit you really well. but men... I don't think they know what's right or wrong :D

    Maiken,
    Maikeni blogi - part of me

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  27. love it

    http://chic-diary.blogspot.pt/

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