Dec 27, 2013

Feeling Like a Huge Penis

For Peet's Sake blog girl holding a glass of wine

      As you might know or remember, I live in an apartment building and I already introduced some of my neighbors in this post here, but today I have to mention another lovely family. They live a floor or two above my apartment and have three precious and damn cool children who're always asking me about my tattoos, my dog, my nail polish or whatever. They can also be pretty loud, especially bright and early in the morning. Like today, for example.
      While I and my boyfriend were still in bed, bundled up, happy to have a late morning, we suddenly heard some noise - it was someone singing. Loudly. Very loudly. Very VERY loudly.
      "NI-NI-NI-NAAAAANIIIII, WE HAVE A BUUUUNYYYYY!!!!!!! DI-GI-DI-GI-DIIIIIIIGIIIIII, WE HAVE A PIIIIIIGYYYYYY!!!!!!"
      I opened my eyes and just stared at the ceiling for a second completely bewildered. Who has a bunny?? What bunny?! What?! So I stood up and walked over to the door to look through the peephole and I saw the adorable little girl from upstairs all decked out pink (what else) carelessly screaming away. Her mom stood at the top of the stairs desperately trying to shush her which was of course all in vain. Then the girl's older brother walked past mom as she ran back to their apartment, I presume to get the third kid (or maybe she contemplated hiding in the apartment, locking the door and saving herself, who knows), as the boy started singing too.
      "Ni-ni-ni-nani, we have a bunny, di-gi-di-gi-digi, we have a piggy..." He was obviously still under the shush influence because you could barely hear him. But then... "One of them is missing AND ONE OF THEM IS PISSING!!!!" Wait a minute, I don't remember this version, they didn't taught us anything about pissing when I was in kindergarten! Aside from pissing, he attributed his solo with a grandiose performance of air drums - if you didn't hear him sing, it looked like an epileptic attack, he was really going at it.
      By the time the boy got out of the building, the girl was already by our open bedroom window still screaming about the bunny and the piggy like she was at a PG-13 version of a Korn concert, so I walked back to my room where my boyfriend was already staring at the ceiling and said to him:
      "How about that - surround sound." He wasn't too amused.
      To be honest, I actually didn't mind the wake-up call today, because I had a shit-load of things to do like getting some work done, putting together this post and going swimming, which is one of my favorite errands. Why is swimming my favorite? Because it's a means of catharsis for me - no noise, no computers, just water and my thoughts - AND little kids learning how to dive. I love watching those rambunctious monsters belly-flopping like idiots, it just warms my heart. Unfortunately, today there were none, but fortunately something else made my visit even more pleasurable.
        Since I've recently fried my hair (going from black to blond really wasn't a walk in the park), I decided to spare my locks the chlorine treatment so I asked my brother if he could lend me one of his swimming caps. Much to my delight, he GAVE me his Ironman cap. In case you don't know, an Ironman is just this triathlon where you have to swim for 2.4 miles/4 kilometers, bike for 112 miles/180 kilometers and run a marathon (26.2 miles/42 kilometers) and if you survive, you get a t-shirt and a swimming cap. And now I have one, ha! Now I only have to steal his Mensa shirt somehow... But for now I'm happy with the Ironman cap.
      Since I got the cap about a week ago, I couldn't wait to debut it. But before I took it for a spin swim myself, I HAD TO make my boyfriend try it on... Do you know how cute acorns are with their little wooden 'hats' all round and adorable? Well, this wasn't anything like that. I almost peed myself, I swear his eyes bulged out when he finally managed to put it on, the cap was that tight. Although watching my boyfriend squeezing his big giant head into the tiny cap was highly amusing, it made me realize it's going to be a bitch for me to...
      So when I was finally at the swimming pool today, I went into the restroom (I don't know why I thought a mirror would help) and thought:
      "I have my swimming cap - sweet. I have my IRONMAN swimming cap - even sweeter! Now I have to put the cap ON. Sweet..."
      After 3 to 7 minutes I was eventually done. As I was standing there with Ironman shrink wrap on my head feeling like a giant penis, one thing became painfully clear: Now I know why dicks are bald - so they can wear condoms.

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31 comments:

  1. Oh my god! You have nice neighbors! LOL :P

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  2. I hate caps , that's why I don't swim in pools anymore ! XD
    -Sorry my english !-

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  3. So you've kept up with the swimming - great job babes. Do swimming caps really work? The water always use to penetrate my afro when I used to go swimming with a cap, so I just stopped going swimming.

    OMG noisy neighbours, my worst nightmare. I moved out of my apartment because of noisy neighbours, but they were adults, I could have probably put up with children because they are supposed to be more cute......aren't they?

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    1. Do swimming caps really work... No.:D Ok, they do, I dived in and the top of my head wasn't wet, but around the ears of course water leaked in. Still, that's better than not having it. I guess.:) But it was really unpleasant putting it on. And today I'm doing it all again.:D

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    2. hee hee, it wasn't just the way I was putting on my cap then!

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  4. Lovely conclusion, I see a moral in the story: don't wear shrink wrap to the pool. I think I'll be fine because I practically never go, I'd probably be that diving rambunctious idiot. Oh wait, no, I wouldn't embarras myself. Duh. :)

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  5. I cant stand noisy neighbours I'd go loco lol , I wanted to see a pic of your iron man encased head! xx

    www.hausofsarahrachel.blogspot.com

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  6. First off, you win all the awards for the best post title and the best story of the day. Secondly, I also hate swim caps---I swore that I lost a fistful of hair trying to tug them on and off for swim practice. I hope your neighbors don't wake you up like that everyday (but at least it makes for a great story!)

    Brittney

    http://anotherbeautifulthing.blogspot.com

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  7. Hahaha, oh wow, sounds like a painful process! Swimming certainly sounds like a soothing hobby though. Plus, great workout!
    Anyway, lovely photos, I think this captures how many of us picture our Christmas break. Or at least, I always wish it did...hehe

    The Dragonfruit Diaries

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  8. i love swimming but there is so much lane politics - there is always really crao macho swimmers who insist they are in the middle or fast lane and then they just hog it and spend twnety minutes at the end trying to keep up! drives me insane. the one thing iwish i had is a swimming pool in my house so i dont have to walk home with wet hair. london swimming pools are still victorian in many ways....happy new year doll

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  9. The hair colour suits you! And great legs too :D I prefer to see dicks bald...would be too scary to see the hair on the knob. Eeeww. Speaking of noisy neighbours, we had a stand-off with our upstairs one. They have a 3-year-old who sounds as if she bangs her head on the walls and rolls out on the floor like a bowling ball. The wooden floors don't help even with the carpet. Finally we've accepted the fact that it'll be our life until she turns 6 probably. The dad and my Mr had some sort of spat because of the cute little girl. But then the wifey came down to speak to us (me) and things eased up. I'll soon be teaching her how to do loose curls on her hair. Good start to 2014. Happy New Year!! x

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  10. Oh my God I had similar neighbours in my first own apartment some years ago, they had three anoying screaming kids, it was awful...
    I love the photos, especially the one full body shot because you look fuckin amazing in it Peet!! And the swimming cap story totally cracked me up :D

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  11. Love all the photos bc they are really beautiful! Hope ur doing great :) Happy Holidays xx

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  12. hahaha that story is so funnY! really!

    like your pictures too!
    very artistic shots!


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  13. OMG, Pete! I guess I wasn't paying close enough attention. I didn't realise you live in an apartment building with thin walls and YIKES! I just read your hilarious post from January 9th, 2013 titled: Why We Need Birth Control. EGADS you have quite a situation there hearing all your noisy neighbors. I guess that means they can hear you too, so if hypothetically you were giving your boyfriend a spanking they'd hear every smack and shriek, or if you played your favourite music loudly at midnight they'd get to enjoy your taste in music? Do all the neighbors know when the other ones are having a hot time?
    I love your outfit. You look fantastic. I'm trying to imagine you with that beautiful blond hair crammed into an ironman cap. I like your dark nail polish.

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  14. OMG, Peet you look hot with this blond hair!! I am so lazy with everything regarding sports-well done fot the swimming thing!
    Gorgesou photos as well!!

    kisses,
    http://rosdays.blogspot.co.il/

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    1. Wow, you're really kind to me today, aren't you?;) Too kind, dear!!! Thanks, babe!!!
      xoxo

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  15. Lol, always get a good giggle from your posts! I love them. Hope you had fun relaxing while swimming, wish I could be swimming right now!

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    1. Thanks, doll!!! I'm going swimming again today, maybe you should join me - buy a plane ticket first and then join me.:D

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  16. Hi Peet! Oh my, what a bad wake up! I hate when happens, for me the whole day is ruined then! I have noisy neighbours a floor above and everytime I wonder the big patience I got! They have also little children that always run in the apt..and of course sing!^^' But they are also very lovely so probably its fine. Btw, love swimming too! But I totally hate cap! Never was able to wear one! It aches me a lot!! And lol, your thought is totally true!:P Maybe we have to be bald too to wear it!:) You look fantastic in these shots, super hot and feminine!:) Hope you had a lovely weekend and enjoy the last days of 2013! Hope the new year brings you all the success and joy you deserve! Hugs and kisses my dear!:**

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  17. Wow Peet, going blonde was was a good decision, you look amazing, suits you so well. I don't know if I could remain civil and calm if I was woken up like that early in the morning. Well done on the swimming, you need to motivate me too! Hope you had a memorable Xmas sweety and a wonderful festive season!

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  18. Love those cozy pictures..

    ♥ Happy holidays!
    ♥ Oksana
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  19. hi Peet! your pictures look beautiful!
    Happy Holidays!
    May it filled with joy, love, peace and happiness!
    tr3ndygirl.com

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  20. Cool neighbors... (mine are special too but they don't have kids... )
    Why are you BLOND ? (freaking hot blond but STILL) and HOW ! cause I mean with my black hair making any color is a pain, so I wouldn't even try blond.

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    1. Oh, it was a bitch.:) I had to bleach my hair twice in 7 days so I took some extra shots for the blog, because I didn't want to take pics while I was orange. And I was ORANGE.:) I'm actually going for silver but for now this yellow will do, I can't re-bleach my hair again for at least a month.:D

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  21. Thank you so much for your lovely comment hun, it means a lot to me :)

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  22. HEY BLONDIE!! I've missed your blog and your fun posts. I just went on a binge! Happy birthday to your dog, tell your boy to leave those sweatpants alone, and HOT DAMN THAT HAIR.

    xo Ashley
    thetiniestfirecracker.com

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  23. I just met your blog and is so pretty. I invite you to visit my blog and if you want follow me on blogger! Kisses :)

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  24. I love it: "There is a reason there's "wine" in "unwind"" (too much ... comillas? commas? i don't know how's it in english.

    Of course... you're without troursers and holding a big glass of wine. I understand you and me relax in the same way.
    I think i didn't say something about your incredible blonde hair. It's really hot and sexy babe. I thought i wouldn't see you this way and i couldnt imagine it... but the final result is so awesome.

    Fuck, kill your neighbours. And thank you for discover why cocks are bald =)
    XXX

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  25. You're BLONDE! Annnd I am blind, how did I not notice this in previous posts?! I am a terrible blogging buddy, I might even have grown a penis now because I did the manly thing and completely miss such a drastic hair change on you. Girl you be looking GORGEOUS as a blonde! So in LOVE with this new look. And those neighbors, I have some in the house behind us who insist on playing in the backyard at 7am on Sundays for 30 minutes then they go inside grrrrr. Annoying but I suppose they're kinda cute so...

    SDMxx
    www.daringcoco.com

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