Apr 14, 2014

Dear Doggie Diary #3: Throwing It Back

      Since my dog's been a little under the weather these past weeks, he hasn't been able to write anything new, but I really wanted to keep the Dear Doggie Diary series alive and well (even though he isn't necessarily the latter himself) so I thought I'd go through his old diaries and post an entry from way back when. To my deference, you can see throwback posts all over the Internet, so why wouldn't I jump on the throwback bandwagon too (even though I'm not a fan of those posts in their true unoriginal form). So yes, the text below is old, but the two pictures are definitely not from 2007, they're from yesterday when he was catching his mandatory beauty sleep. And no wonder he's cute as fuck — when you get 18 hours of beauty sleep a day, you better be a frigging masterpiece, you better put all of the Victoria's Secret angels to shame and make Marilyn Monroe look like vomit. Which, in my opinion, he does. But enough from me, here's his entry.


      OMG, you'll never guess what I did today!!! And when I tell you, you'll never believe it!! Ok, maybe you will, because it's me who's saying it, but still — it's pretty crazy, even for me. But first things first.
      In the evening, the dude came. I really don't know why he keeps coming. We're always having a good time, me and her, I get all of her attention and then he has to come and rain ... No, it's not rain, he SHITS all over my parade! He even got her to forbid me from going on the bed, for fuck's sake!! He's so fucking sterile. "Oh, the dog's hair gets all over my clothes, blah blah." Well fuck you, man. What? So you don't have any hair that falls out?? I've seen your hair in my water bowl but I don't complain about it. I take it like a man!
      Anyhow. Where was I? Oh, yes, that's right. So he comes over and they take me out for a walk. I don't know why HE had to come, but fine, whatever, at least she was busy sucking his annoying face and didn't pay attention to me so I was able to eat whatever. Score! But wait. There's more. When we were half way done with  our  MY walk, they just stopped and got really close and just wouldn't move. For a second, I couldn't see her face at all, it got sucked in that big head of his. So I waited. And waited. And sniffed a bit. And waited some more. And then I went around the corner to sniff there. And then I came back — they were still going at it. And then I thought to myself FUCK THIS and I went over to them, stepped next to the dude, lifted my paw — and peed on him! Yup, that's right! I fucking peed on him! What?!
      Then, all hell broke loose, as you can imagine. He kept saying: "He pissed on me! The dog pissed on me!!" Yeah, dude, I'm glad you got the message. Now tell me, you prefer my hair on you or my urine? He wasn't amused. But she was. She thought it was really funny and she kept laughing. At least she gets a joke! I don't know what pissed him off more — me peeing on him or her laughing about it. It was a good walk, I must admit.
      When we were alone, though, she did say that I'm crazy for peeing on people and that I shouldn't do that anymore. Well ... We'll see. If he behaves ...

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      Peet 

24 comments:

  1. hee hee - you can just imagine dogs having that thought process. I guess babies have some similar thought processes too, I don't know. I'm not a pet lover, but I must admit your doggie is very cute and very smart, just like its owner x

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    1. Gee, thanks, babe, I love how you squeezed in a little compliment.;) I think he's smart too, but all pet owners ascribe better cognitive abilities to their pets than they deserve, so maybe he's actually not that sharp.:D

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  2. What a great doggie view of the world! Is Mr. Fartz's real name Leos? Wait a minute. Should I be addressing this to you, Mster Fartz and referring to Peet as her, or addressing you, Peet and addressing Mr. Fartz as him? I'm confused. Sounds like some serious face sucking going on during that walk, er, your walk, Leos. Hah, the old pissing on the leg trick - gets 'em every time. Actually it got me too. Now I understand the psychology of why those other doggies peed on my leg. I'll try to remember that. Enjoy your beauty sleep Mr. Fartz!

    http://www.full-brief-panties.blogspot.com/

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  3. Haha one of my dogs used to pee on people when they arrived... he was so excited every time we had company and I was SOOO freaking embarassed... he did that on the mail man, the delivery guy, my parents and my friends... No need to say... a lot of them did not appreciate it ! But I was laughing so much inside ^^... He is beautiful on the picture btw... his beauty sleep works fine !
    http://www.melolimparfaite.com

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    1. You're more polite than I am then, I was laughing on the outside like crazy!:)

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  4. OMG! I love this post! I made me hug my dogs! :)

    Diana
    www.ManhattanImageandStyle.com
    New Blog Post: Healthy Habits You Must Add To Your Routine

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  5. Hehehe.. I just cannt stop smiling reading this..
    When I had a did he use to get so jelous of people that I use start licking my face to grab my attention..
    Keep in touch
    www.beingbeautifulandpretty.com

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  6. Haha oh god that story! Your dog can write like a pro :P

    xoxo,
    http://petitemaisonoffashion.blogspot.com/ ♥

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  7. I read your "under the weather" post and I completely understand what it's like to care for a sick dog. It's not a sob story to a dog lover .. it's a heart felt story to someone who has been there <3

    Monica, www.pear-shaped-gal.com

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  8. Love these posts, hope you're beautiful little friend is feeling ok.

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    1. At the moment he's feeling great! Thanks, dear.;)

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  9. Ahahah Peet, he is a sweet pie! Love this series of "throwback diary", I imagine the scene has been so fun, though I dont think so to your bf! Hope your beautiful dog is fine now, he is too tender while sleeping <3 Many kisses dear, hope you get some spring shopping too! No blame on me please!:P :*

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    1. I need to do some shopping asap, be it your fault or mine.:D

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  10. that's definitely something a male dog could think! brilliant for sure. and I'm glad Leos is here again, sharing his stuff ;) though the fact he lifted his leg on your boyfriend is not so great :D I hope he's not doing it anymore. our Elvis marks the car tires and gosh how annoying that is. how incredibly annoying! there are days when the tires look like they're coming from the shower but actually it's a completely dry day. so yeah, poor boyfriend :D

    Maiken,
    Maikeni blogi - part of me

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    1. He hasn't pee on him after that, no, but he did pee on someone else.:) But I don't think it was intentional, the person just got in the way...:)

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  11. Hahaha, that made me smile so much! My cat is very skeptical of my boyfriend, so I can relate to his sentiment :)

    -Jen

    www.vibrantbeautyblog.com

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    1. I think animals know better than we do so maybe we should take a hint.:D

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  12. Those photographs are adorable, your pet looks super cute:) This puppy looks so sweet while sleeping, hopefully your dog will get well soon!
    Wish you a great day ahead!

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  13. I had a good laugh reading this, and believe me, after an entire day sitting at a desk in an office, I really need a good laugh in the end of the day!
    Thank you so much for your lovely comment, I really appreciated it! Hugs,
    Tany et La Mode

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  14. Awwww, he is too cute and of course the most intellectual diary keeping dog I have ever seen. 18 hours of sleep, geez, I wish i were so lucky, its true, no wonder he is this adorable. Haha, classic move, pee over the new boyfriend to mark his territory, smart move my furry friend. Hows he feeling Peet, any news?

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    1. He's ok, actually. And he'll have his eye surgery next Tuesday so I'm very anxious and excited about that! But let's be honest - you can't really complain when you can sleep 18 hours a day, blind or not.:D

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  15. HA! He peed on your boyfriend?! That's hilarious. Poor guy.... the dog I mean.

    xo Ashley
    thetiniestfirecracker.com

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  16. OMH HE FRIGGEN PISSED ON YOUR BF! BAHAHAHAHAHA! I totally pictured that! You're poochie is one prefect little kid. Oh man. Has a sense of humor and is incredibly good looking. I think he can teach the male species of our kind a thing or two you know... Except for peeing in public - that is gross, for me anyway.

    SDMxx
    www.daringcoco.com

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