Apr 28, 2014

If Monday Was a Person . . .


      Did you know that on Mondays there's a higher suicide rate? And there are more heart attacks too. About 50 % of people are late on Mondays and those who actually do come to work are about as much less productive — one study showed that people working on Mondays are working only 3.6 hours effectively. But since you'll spend one seventh of your life (about 14 percent) on a Monday you probably should start liking it a bit more, so I'll tell you one positive Monday fact to look forward to. Here it is:
      On Mondays there's less rain in general, probably because there's less traffic over the weekend so that has a beneficial effect on the weather conditions. Neat, huh? The thing is, though, you'll probably spend most of your Mondays working so you won't be able to enjoy all the nice Monday weather. So if that makes you want to bang your head against a wall, go ahead — I have a pleasant fact about that too. If you bang your head against a wall for an hour, you burn 150 calories on average. See. Don't tell me this doesn't bright up your Monday.
      My Monday actually wasn't so bad, to tell you the truth. Since I'm a freelancer, I took a day off. It's Monday — I didn't feel like working. Don't you just hate me? But don't blame your Monday misery on me, the universe has it in for you, it's not my fault — after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.



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      Peet 

17 comments:

  1. You sure brightened up my Monday with laughter. In spite of however senile I might be getting I'll remember that the initials for Wednesday Thursday Friday are WTF! I think I'll pass on the head banging - I've hit my head too many times already. I wonder if most of them were on Mondays? It was a beautiful day out and I actually worked outside (doing work I shouldn't have had to do). I ache. I love the eye-makeup of the woman in the "If Monday Was a Person" photo. I LOVE all the Monday jokes! Thank you for brightening my day!!!

    http://www.full-brief-panties.blogspot.com/

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    1. You're welcome, dear, it was my pleasure.;)

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  2. Hahaha! Mondays suck. I'm self-employed like you and I feel like Mondays are a drag since everyone else is too busy for me anyway. Mondays are also the worst day to post online or Sunday, maybe I've got the two confused, then again Monday in Australia is still technically Sunday elsewhere so... Monday just sucks balls in terms of traffic for me. So I've tried to plan ahead and use this day to schedule the rest of the week and stuff. Since everyone is in a shitty mood, though I've taken time off on those days too.

    SDMxx
    www.daringcoco.com

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    1. I agree 100 %! Everyone complains about these Mondays and I'm like . . . huh?:D

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  3. Hahaha, reading your post I don't know weather to hate Monday for high level of suside rate or love it for good weather :)
    Banking head burns calories, really !
    Keep in touch
    www.beingbeautifulandpretty.com

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    1. I've decided to like it for the weather. In with the good, out with the bad.:)

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  4. I got panda plus grumpy eyes and after clicking your blog and read this, hahahahaahha Lol ! and turn to fishy eyes hahahaah.
    Funny Peet,
    take care love,

    yati from Malaysia
    yatiinoah.blogspot.com

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  5. Miley Cirus. That's how my monday went, so about 1, 408 hours. Pretty great pictures, they just put my thoughts into graphics for me. Thanks.

    xoxo,
    http://petitemaisonoffashion.blogspot.com/ ♥

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    1. I had a Miley Cyrus Saturday night so I had a vegetable Sunday.:) I hope the rest of your week won't be this crazy, babe!

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  6. Ugh Mondays, lame unless your on holiday....or a Freelancer ;) xx

    www.hausofsarahrachel.blogspot.com

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  7. Hahahahahahahaha oh my " Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F." XDDDD By the way, today it's Wednesday but it feels a bit like Monday to me. Mostly because I have to work tomorrow even if it's national holiday here in my country so everyone will be enjoying the sun but me. Ha the perks of free lancing -.- I'll probably work tonight tho, so I can go out tomorrow and don't have my fourth Monday in a week! XD By the way you are a horrible person for making me look for that song about the weekend on youtube cause now it is fucking stuck in my head and I hate it! Hhahaha! Iiican't waiit for the weeekeendd to beeeginnn lalalalaaalaaa!

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    1. I knew you're gonna hate the song.:D But it's a catchy song, right, now you're possessed.:P And I'm sorry you have to work... Free-lancing isn't all that free after all, huh...

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  8. Lol. Mondays are not all that bad.

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  9. Haha I'm a freelancer too and I work from home so every day is a weekday for me. In fact I forget what day it is half the time cas I'm always drunk and partying ( unless I'm broke ) Today I was broke and it was a dry day in my city so all booze shops were shut but I was smart enough to spend my last few pennies on a bottle of wine yesterday and stock up for today so here I am, 6:07 in the morning coming down from a lot of cheap wine and vodka and just ready to get into bed hahah
    xx
    www.junewantsitall.com
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    1. I don't believe in soul mates but I think you sound like one of mine.:D

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