May 21, 2014

Porn Music Part 2

      Recently Rihanna was reprimanded by Instagram for posting a picture of herself topless. I don't know in what sick and twisted world could showing (off) breasts like hers be considered anything but commendable. If not logical. Of course she's not exploiting just her vocals but ALL of her assets (it's no coincidence half that word is comprised of a bottom) — she's a smart business woman after all. And if you've read this post, then you know that Rihanna knows what you and I and tens of thousands if not millions of people have known before all three of us and that is: SEX SELLS. So why not show a little booby here, a little booty there and a little bit of everything everywhere? I'm definitely down with Rihanna showing some boobage, I think her soft fleshy glandular organs for milk secretion are pretty damn perfect and should be on full display always since I'd love to have them — instead of my fleshy glandular organs or in my mouth or in my pocket or anywhere really. But since that couldn't be further from realizable reality, I'm left with listening to her porn music.
      But as much as I like her, all parts of her, and her music, she didn't start the trend that she's milking. Before her, there were a handful of cheeky audacious ladies who rapped, sung, moaned and whispered on various tracks and records about their private parts and what one should or could do to and/or with them. And it would be very very naughty of me if I didn't give examples, right? So here's a short list of ballsy lines by even ballsier women:


In My Neck, My Back she says: "Just do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should, lick my pussy and my crack, suck it off till I shake and come all over your face."


A few lines from Iggy's Pu$$y: "This cat got you missing me, bad boys get mouth full of pussy, left, right, back to the middle, head on swivel, neck till I quivel, open your mouth, taste the rainbow, taste my Skittles." And in Down South she raps: "This pussy gon drip, this pussy neat like it's stenciled out, I got his tongue shining, call him Mr. Clean."

 
A couple of Kelis' whispers from Wait (The Whisper Song): "You like to fuck, do it up and let you lick all in my butt, switch position, let me sit on your face, just wait till you taste my clit, put your whole face in it."

In Lick It Before You Stick It Denise sings: "Some men think that a little titty kissing is the answer to every woman's dream — you're making her feel good, but you can make her feel better, if you treat your lady like a stamp and a letter."



Some of Christina's lines from Woohoo: "You know you wanna put your lips where my hips are, all the boys think it's cake when they taste my 'woohoo', you don't even need a plate, just your face."


In Not Tonight Kim raps plain and simple: "I don't want dick tonight, eat my pussy right."


      Yes, all of the above ladies are awesome, but my newest obsession from the group of sassy vociferous girls is Beyonce. And if I'm honest, I never thought SHE would end up on this list, but it's a welcomed improvement from singing "Let me help you take off your shoes, untie your shoestrings, take off your cufflinks. What you want to eat, boo? Let me feed you. Whatever you desire, I'll aspire. Want a foot rub? You want a manicure? I want to cater 2 u, boy." Those lyrics were definitely hard to swallow on my behalf but I have no problem with her new stuff despite the fact that there are people out there who are getting all choked up over it. Why? Because similarly to Rihanna's uncovered boobs, they think Beyonce's new lyrics are too overtly sexual and all I have to say to those people is — bitch, please.
      Talk about a positive message. Positively raunchy message. But besides spreading positiveness, Beyonce, just like Rihanna, is a smart business woman, so why wouldn't she take advantage of the fact that — like I've already said — sex sells? To be more 'proper'? To be more 'lady-like'? To be more 'decent', 'moral' or 'respectable'? Again — bitch, please. It's not them who made up that rule, it's us, the consumers. Even I see how sexually driven you perverts are: more people click on and read my posts with even remotely sexual titles in comparison to those without. Maybe I should entitle all my posts with 'I Love Anal' to grab your attention and then write nothing about sex, but about things that are more profound and meaningful like . . . like  . . . Oh, you know, about stuff that really counts. Sure, sex is fun but there are other things in life you and I should focus on, you know.
      Eh, who am I kidding? I don't have Macklemore's Same Love on my mp3. It's a beautiful song with a powerful and noteworthy message, but it didn't make it on my playlist, Rihanna's Birthday Cake, Iggy's Pu$$y, Dre's Pause 4 Porno and Beyonce's Drunk in Love did. In short — porn music. Sue me.

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      Peet 

17 comments:

  1. Literally couldn't agree with you more. And some of those lyrics are AMAZE. Lol

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  2. yes sex sales but I feel like Beyonce has talent for exemple, and I really still don't get the whole "I only sing in a Swimming suit" stuff. I mean for a special occasion, I dunno some ceremony, or some superbowl or what, but now thay are ALWAYS freaking naked when they sing.

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  3. Wow! I'd never listened to those lyrics before. I love it, and I'm really pissed off at Instagram for censoring Rhi Rhi's photo(s). Warning: Rant ahead. If people with wealth and power want to manipulate, control and exploit the populace, what are the easiest ways to do it? Answers: 1) manipulation through guilt. What can they make people feel guilty about that everybody has? Answers: Their bodies, their need to urinate and defecate, and the urges related to mating. How to make them accept poverty? Tell them it's an altruistic attribute. How can they convince the masses of this? Tell them that God doesn't like these things (even though God created them), imprison or censor those who try to speak the truth, and work hard to get finger wagging ideologues into high positions in government and in religious institutions, pack the courts with these hypocrites and buy up the mass media outlets. There you have it. Pure bullshit propagated by totalitarian and regurgitated by those who drink the Kool-Aid.
    And the people who love the lyrics of these songs and the reason sex sells? Oops. Maybe not everybody is brain-washed yet. Love those song lyrics.

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  4. Couldn't agree with you more! Don't forget that song with Lil Kim in it "I got the magic clit, I know if I get licked once I get licked Twice" ;) xx

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    1. I'm youtube-ing that ASAP!!!!:D

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  5. Peet, great summery photos. love it :)
    Other than that, I really love Christina's Bionic album. In fact my fave song on there is Sex for breakfast. I have no idea why it got so much bad rep? People are crazy. So I am glad you featured Woohoo on your list of badass phrases.
    It's great that there are so many more phrases like that! Actually half of your blog comprises of phrases that are event stronger. ;)

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    1. I'll take that as a compliment.:D

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  6. Great pictures summarizing the rainbow part. :) I love your ankle tattoo, hadn't noticed it before. I agree with you but I think that girls can sing that if they sound good. For example, Nicki Minaj doesn't have a good voice compared to Rihanna or Beyoné!

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  7. Really awesome. Actually helped me realize the difference between songs like Beyoncés Partition and any of th many songs out there glorifying one night stands. I enjoy both types but am thrilled to see more and more sexy music from people in long term committed relationships.

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    1. Me too! I think it's so hot that she sings about getting her freak on with her husband and he's even in the video smoking a cigar. I mean ... That's HOT.

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  8. There is something about explicit content that makes a song isn't there..... It used to be swearing but now like you say it's full on porn and like you I love it. I don't always listen to all the lyrics but sometimes just one sentence resonates and gets you all tingly doesn't it. I tell you what if I had boobies like you and Rihanna i'd be getting mine out a lot more than I do, hell I'd have probably even been a stripper to see me through university!

    I never saw this about Rihanna, to be fair I don't follow her on Instagram, but now I might - what about you? (ooops)

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    1. Hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!:D You, Rihanna and me all working together at a strip joint — that would be fun.:)

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  9. OMG! This post! You! I can't believe I actually came into this post being al like "WTF is porn music?" and with that first song (which I hated back when I was a teen!) I got it straight away. I've got that song in my head now! Ahhh! Don't know why I hated it back then (and still do) maybe it was the begginings of my prudish side coming out. Meh, who knows. Sex pretty much runs the world when you think about it, I think Beyonce needs to change that song to; who run the world, SEX. Because, lets be honest, it just does.

    Oh and I LOL at the titles part. Can you imagine how much traffic you'd get with a title like that? Shit, the fact that it's in this post is sure to break records period girl!
    SDMxx
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    1. But isn't that annoying??? You put 'anal' in your title and everyone goes crazy. You put 'tolerance' in your title and 7 people read your post. Fucking imbeciles... Myself included!

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  10. Sex sells, definitely. But I just can't help but feel that even though it's been like that since forever that right now people are REALLY going far. Too far. I used to like Rihanna a lot. But nowadays she is just overdoing it imo. And it's not even the fact that she has er tits and her ass out all the time, that's fine, but it's the fact that she and all those other singers seems to feel the need to put it all online for everyone to see all the time. It's just so vain. So attention seeking. I just don't get it.

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    1. I agree 100 % that there's a definite (and substantial?) element of narcissism involved. That's what I don't get, how can someone do that to that extent, I'd get fed up with myself.:) But it's entertaining to watch — I wouldn't flash my tits around even if they were the most perfect pair of boobs on the planet, but I'm certainly enjoying myself when others do it.:D

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  11. If I looked like Rihanna .. I'd be showing of my assets' too !!

    Monica, www.pear-shaped-gal.com

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