May 16, 2014

Things My Boyfriend Doesn't Like Part 15


      And we're at number 15 of the Things My Boyfriend Doesn't Like series which is coincidentally the most fruitful series here of FPS. Who would've thought. Well, actually . . . I would've. And did. Because it's far from a coincidence — when you have an opinionated, grumpy boyfriend like I do, there's really no surprise that the list of things he doesn't approve of, finds annoying or just flat out hates goes on and on. And on and on and on. And on. But that doesn't bother me, you can take my word for it, I find it amusing. I have a little bit of Kramer, Jerry Seinfeld, Max Goldman, Larry David and Rocco Siffredi all wrapped up in one man and when you add some Charlie Sheen (me) to the mix, you really can't go wrong. Well, you can, very, very wrong actually, but I like that too, I guess — the crazier the merrier I say. Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked here, so let's get on with the post: Things My Boyfriend Doesn't Like Part 15.





      Come on, tell me — who doesn't like turquoise?? That's one of the happiest colors in the world. The ocean at all of the prettiest destinations is turquoise (and full of sharks and lethal jellyfish and shit but that's beside the point), the sky can be turquoise, candy can be turquoise, flowers can be turquoise and this bag is turquoise. And that's why I've bought it and that's exactly why I love it. His comment? Well, not so amicable. "I bet the dog is sorry that he isn't blind anymore because now he has to look at this ugly bag." No, I bet the dog is sorry he only peed on you once. I know I am.



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22 comments:

  1. Haha, these posts always make me chuckle! I agree- really, who hates turquoise?! And I think that polka dotted dress is adorable :)

    Have a great weekend, Peet! xo

    -Jen

    www.vibrantbeautyblog.com

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  2. Hahaha, oh man, when I saw the playsuit I was like "Oh boy, wonder what he's going to say bout that one..."
    But seriously, he had a thing against the turquoise bag? Pffff...he's blind!
    These posts are always so hilarious, congrats on reaching #15!

    The Dragonfruit Diaries

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  3. Yehhhh, my fav post us back :)
    U definatly have a very openionated boyfriend, the way he comments is so funny that I know why u don't get annoyed.
    How can he not like coral romper, agree with you girl, has he not says that it's ugly, I would have thought that he is trying to say its vintage looking.
    I love turquoise , and pastel = washed out, my brother has sane openion
    Much love
    Keep in touch
    www.beingbeautifulandpretty.com

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  4. These are definitely more girly pieces for you but I love them on you! ESPECIALLY THAT DRESS. Holy shit, Peet. The way it frames your back tattoo in that heart cutout? It's like it was made for you. You struck gold. The bag's also GREAT, and I definitely would've thought looking like a 70s housewife was a compliment for. sure. Who doesn't want to look like a hippie? Duh.

    xo Ashley
    thetiniestfirecracker.com

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    1. I thought of Beyonce's Why Don't You Like Me video and I think she looks hot in that (although that's more on the 50's side, but still, retro is retro:)) so to me it's a compliment, I don't know what's his problem. Hippies rule!:)

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  5. That playsuit is killer. It is amazing. Golden. Beautiful. So nice. I want it. As much as this series amuses me, it also starts to make me wonder, what on earth does your boyfriend like that you own? Tight pants? :)

    xoxo,
    http://petitemaisonoffashion.blogspot.com/ ♥

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  6. That is so funny! My husband is ok with whatever I wear as long as it doesn't take me long to put it on! lol
    Love the polka dot dress so if I were you I would wear it anyways :)
    XOXO

    Milu
    www.hellolupi.blogspot.com

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    1. Oh, I will and I do, I wear everything he dislikes. I aim to please, but first and foremost myself.;)

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  7. "I guess he wont be crying his eyes out if the dress gets sold out in his size then." I love it! Could there be a subliminal process behind why your boyfriend has such strong opinions on your fashions? After all, there's always Halloween! He sounds like he has a good sense of humour though. Maybe you can get that dress in his size in neon pink instead of in a pastel. Turquoise styles nicely with coral and with neon pink. I love the black bow and the semi-sheer black trim with small polka dots at the hem. I love the colour of that frilly girly coral playsuit with its bow at the shoulder too.

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  8. Another fantastic post! I know what you mean about overly girly pieces of clothing! I have zero tattoos and piercings (ears don't count, do they?) and I'm 5 ft 1 ! If I dressed in something like that, people would definitely mistake me for a 9 year old!
    OH! And I think it's time you started showing us some of your boyfriend's stuff that you don't like! :D (I can only imagine this is a two way traffic thing, right?)

    Hayfa
    www.londonloafers.com

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  9. I always knew you liked winding your man up. I'm surprised he hasn't just given up moaning about what you wear because it clearly doesn't make a difference - go girl! The coral bag is fab and a perfect colour for summer, you should get some matching shoes and then see what he says. I love your hair cut, what did he say about your hair colour - apologies if you have already mentioned this in another post that I may have missed. Enjoy the weekend.

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  10. I would have thought he'd love the playsuit, you know for the tie thingys that can be easily removed? Then again further down gets tricky... Hahaha! Your bf is hilarious, you should start your own youtube, give Jenna Marbles a run for her money!

    SDMxx
    www.daringcoco.com

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    1. Yeah, suuuuuure, like that's even possible . . . :D

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  11. If I have to meet your boyfriend one day ever, I'll wear a coral playsuit with bows on the shoulder, turquoise bag, and espadrilles with polka dots. Can't wear both playsuit and dress in one, can I? God, he must be a handful! Hahahaha.

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  12. My My.. This is a fun series! :D

    Would you like to follow each other? Let us know

    xoxoxo
    Youshine

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  13. Morning Peet! Ahah, Im always so amused when I read this series, your bf is really fun! But let me say Im also wondered because I LOVE all the items! Especially the coral jumpsuit is something Id wear all the time, what a color! And must be so comfy and fresh for summer! Keep to wear it! And also the polka dots dress!:)
    Have a great week ahead dear, many kisses! xo

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  14. Awww no. Can't believe he doesn't like that pink jumpsuit. Pfff. Can we reprogramme him to start liking it, please?

    E x

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    1. Well . . . We can't reprogramme him to like it, but we can change the hardware and the software all together and find some that does like it.:)

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  15. I have to admit I don't like the playsuit either BUT then again I adore the bag and dress! i mean come on, who doesn't like polkadots?! I had a similar situation today for the first time in years by the way: I put on a pair of denim shorts and asked my boy if I should keep them or not. I was pretty sure hed say "keep em" because they are short and that#s basically all it needs for guys to like shorts right? Also it's in the name, but anyway...He said "No they look unflattering for your bodyshape".
    Nicely put, but I immediately knew they make me look fat and he didn't want to say it. So maybe I can start a TMBDL feature soon too ;D

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    1. Maybe you should!!:) But you have a tactful boyfriend, you should appreciate that, mine would just say I'm fat.:D And come oooon, what's wrong with the playsuit???? You two are crazy, CRAZY I tell ya.:P

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  16. Turquoise and coral are fucking awesome colours and polka dots rule! That is all. xx

    www.hausofsarahrachel.blogspot.com

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